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Peen

A word to descride an extremly immature person, generally younger than yourself.
A person acting like a peen is said to have peenish behaviour.
Oh my god, look at that peen!!! No theres like 30 of them!!
by El January 2, 2004
mugGet the Peenmug.

Gobshite

Non-descript thing. Can be substituted for any object. Slang.
"I don't give a flying gobshite!"
"I'll bet you ten gobshites..."
"Suck my gobshite"
by El April 1, 2005
mugGet the Gobshitemug.

Cf

Abbr. Chicken Fucker; a person who enjoys to fuck chickens. Either cooked, plucked, dead or infact alive.
But some Cfs have difficulty distingusing raw chicken from cooked chicken. Legend has it that many Cfs have died from intercourse with raw chickens
That chicken is cooked... right?
by El February 8, 2004
mugGet the Cfmug.

mouse potato

Someone who spends all their time on the computer surfing the net or playing games. Similar to couch potato.
You spent seven hours on the internet creating meanings for words on urban dictionary? Wow, You're such a mouse potato
by el January 7, 2005
mugGet the mouse potatomug.

spanish police

"Police" from Spain who drive slowly around the streets of Spain (and other Spanish islands such as Majorca etc) peering agressively and apprehensively out of the windows at you. Every single one of them are arrogant, sexist and cowardly.

Very corrupt and racist. Get away with murder, literally in some cases, thanks to the deserted high hills of Spain and the liberal distribution of firearms amongst the force.

If you find yourself being apprehended by the Spanish policia, and you are Spanish or otherwise, be prepared for a severe kicking, either in the cells or down a back alley.

If you find yourself in police car and you know you're going to be spending a night in a cell, then I feel very, very sorry for you.
"I went on a holiday in Lanzarote and got kicked in by 6 policia for looking at them in the wrong way. No, really."

Spanish policeman - *kicks over a bin and then turns to tourist* Why you do that? Why?
Tourist - ...Huh?
*SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK*
by EL June 19, 2006
mugGet the spanish policemug.

eL

Me. Stemmed from the arrival of one too many people with my name.
Mikey and Krackhead and eL all were over here earlier.
by eL April 8, 2004
mugGet the eLmug.

mingus

Yes this is a fine antique mingus, looks to be from the victorian era.
by El February 3, 2004
mugGet the mingusmug.

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