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When you have a divorce with your wife and she comes back
I don’t get a doug dimmadamn about the divorce Rachel
by edknowsitscow December 29, 2021
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A guy who would seem innocent and first, then does some romantic gestures to get you to fall for him, and then get him to be your boyfriend. After he’s happy, he will soon dump you and call the FBI, or even worse, sent you to Mars
Person 1: *cries* My boyfriend broke up with me...
Person 2: Thats good, now I have a chance with him!
Person1: Nah sis you just gonna make the same mistake as I did
by edknowsitscow December 29, 2021
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Normally described as an smelly, spooky object, it is one of the worlds most popular parts on earthlings
My best friend told me, that if you break up with him, he will smack you with his oversized feet full of insects and bugs
by edknowsitscow December 29, 2021
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