eViL pOp TaRt's definitions
This term refers to the practice of advertising one's religiousity by wearing significant décolletage and having a cross suspended between the breasts. This is especially effective if the practitioner has either very prominent breasts or is not wearing a bra.
Jessica, who was both very religious and had been embarassed by her rather prominent breasts, made them into a spiritual asset by practicing décolletage ministry. She found it more effective than the John 3:16 signs.
by eViL pOp TaRt January 24, 2006
Get the décolletage ministrymug. by eViL pOp TaRt November 20, 2005
Get the rust standardmug. It was an embarassment to be seen with Aynaud because he was such a hohsalotal -- he wore wrinkled clothing and rarely shaved.
by eViL pOp TaRt January 19, 2008
Get the hohsalotalmug. by eViL pOp TaRt September 6, 2005
Get the loony tunesmug. A Binet jockey is slang for a psychometrician: someone who administers psychological tests. From the perennial instrument, The Stanford-Binet Intelligence Scale. This term may convey anything from affection to scorn, depending on the context.
As a M.S. in a school system, Bettina was nothing but a glorified Binet jockey; but it paid the bills.
by eViL pOp TaRt May 12, 2010
Get the Binet jockeymug. A pornish hen is a woman (or girl) who posts risqué pictures of herself on Facebook or other personal pages; or who does so in internet communities. This is a play on the term Cornish hen.
by evil pop tart October 15, 2009
Get the pornish henmug. Want to cause a tempest in a C cup? Just get some technically-augmented ta-tas. A little padding works every time.
by eViL pOp TaRt November 20, 2005
Get the technically-augmented ta-tasmug.