eViL pOp TaRt's definitions

mucophagy

Mucophagy is the act of consuming nasal mucus accumulations, generally as an accompaniment to rhinotillexomania.

Heather was not only given to rhinotillexomania (nose-picking), but mucophagy (snot-eating) as well. She reasoned, "What can you do with it afterwards?"

by eViL pOp TaRt January 11, 2008

coprophagous smirk

This is a nonsubtle smile that indicates the maker has a joyous secrt: a shit-eating grin

Jack finally got laid and went around all of the next day with a coprophagous smirk on his face.

by eViL pOp TaRt July 30, 2011

minor benefits

The action of masturbating someone else.

The only way in which Trevor got lucky with Renée was with her providing minor benefits.

by eViL pOp TaRt August 14, 2010

hillbilly film noir

This is a small but important genre of film that fits all of the forms of the classic film noir, but is set in a bleak, impoverished Appalachian setting. This type of film features corruption, crime, moral ambiguity, a hero in conflict, and a mysterious woman. In many of them, moonshining or bootlegging or some other indigenous Southern form of unlawful activity is featured.

Robert Mitchum's "Thunder Road" and Gregory Peck's "I Walk the Line" are two very important examples of the hillbilly film noir.

by eViL pOp TaRt May 27, 2007

go-cup

A term used in New Orleans to refer to the plastic cups given by bars to their patrons so that they might take drinks off of the premises, as in to-go drinks or at closing time.

"It's closing time, guys. Want your beer in a go-cup?"

by eViL pOp TaRt February 22, 2007

Perky effect

The Perky effect, in psychology, refers to the process by which visual mental imagery is thought to interefere with visual perception. For example, if a person is instructed to project by imagination a tomato or a banana on a while screen, an a faint image of a tomato or banana is projected, the person may not be able to tell the difference between the real image and that which was imagined. Cheves W. Perky did the pioneering research on this back in 1910. This is the first meaning of the Perky effect.

There is another meaning: the Perky effect is what happens when you go braless on a cold day.

Thomasina loved cold days because of the perky effect.

by eViL pOp TaRt October 20, 2010

pornish hen

A pornish hen is a woman (or girl) who posts risqué pictures of herself on Facebook or other personal pages; or who does so in internet communities. This is a play on the term Cornish hen.

Vickie posted that picture of herself losing her bikini top; she's become a real pornish hen.

by evil pop tart October 15, 2009