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cayoodle

A cayoodle is a mixed breed dog.

Pete is not a particular breed; he's just a cayoodle.

by eViL pOp TaRt April 13, 2007

Binet jockey

A Binet jockey is slang for a psychometrician: someone who administers psychological tests. From the perennial instrument, The Stanford-Binet Intelligence Scale. This term may convey anything from affection to scorn, depending on the context.

As a M.S. in a school system, Bettina was nothing but a glorified Binet jockey; but it paid the bills.

by eViL pOp TaRt May 12, 2010

technically-augmented ta-tas

A profile enhancement achieved through wearing padding in one's brassiere.

Want to cause a tempest in a C cup? Just get some technically-augmented ta-tas. A little padding works every time.

by eViL pOp TaRt November 20, 2005

Scottish play

This is a periphrastic way of referring to William Shakespeare's play "Macbeth," a device sometimes used by actors to avoid referring to the play by name, because of the supposed bad luck that it might bring if it is referred to by name. Likewise, the protagonist and his wife are referred to as"Mr. and Mrs. M."

The Village Players led off this year's season with the Scottish play.

by eViL pOp TaRt April 24, 2010

buttocks décolletage

Buttocks décolletage is a fashion in which the person deliberately wears her jeans or other clothing short or low enough to expose the upper part of the cheeks and crack.

The dress I tried on allowed too much buttocks décolletage, even for the Gulf Coast beach hangouts.

by eViL pOp TaRt January 7, 2007

Cincinnati chili

This culinary barbarity from Cincinnati, Ohio is really a hoked-up spaghetti sauce that consists of a faux weak chili flavored with spices such as chocolate, cinnamon, allspice, and possibly Worcestershire.

This goop is spooned on pasta (of all things!) and topped off with ingredients such as chopped onions, shredded Cheddar cheese, beans, and crushed oyster crackers. Cincinnatians who specify Five-Way Chili get the works: all of that.

A trip to Ohio would not be complete without sampling some Cincinnati chili, and enjoying the dribbling diarrhea that it both resembles and may result from it.

by eViL pOp TaRt December 31, 2006

minor benefits

The action of masturbating someone else.

The only way in which Trevor got lucky with Renée was with her providing minor benefits.

by eViL pOp TaRt August 14, 2010