10 definitions by eMM

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A 43 year old has-been actress. She's dating Ashton Kutcher who is 28 years old. That's just sad.
You're dating him? YOU are such a Demi Moore.
by emm February 01, 2006

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MPA
Massage Parlour Attendant. One who gives you a happy ending.
I was at this Asian MP last night and the MPA there gave me a horrid HJ, her hands were like sand paper. Good thing I only paid $30.

I went to this place in Chinatown for a quick release from an MPA and the place got busted. I was charged with being in a bawdy house and given a fine of $500.
by eMM December 14, 2012

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A Mexican blowjob is when the person giving the oral previously ate either Habenero or Jalepeno peppers, causing harsh burning sensations to the reciever's penis.
Man, my wife gave me a Mexican B.J. last night and it burned like hell!

Putting out a Mexican Blowjob with water only makes it hurt more!

Dude, last night I got a Mexican blow job from a male prostitute, and I really liked it!
by eMM November 16, 2006

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Awesome, cool, fun, no restraints
Man, our party is off tha hook!!
by Emm September 08, 2003

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A Florida Breezer is when you are chillin' at home with your friends and let a nice hot fart out in front of a fan that was cooling everyone down in the room. The fan than redirects your gases toward all the people you are across from. Best done when the fan is in the "turning" mode to maximize the spread.
Man we were all coolin' at Rick's smokin' some weed when he gave us all a Florida Breeze!

Fat Jenny tried to hit us with a Florida Breezer but we grabbed the fan and pushed that shit-wind back at her!

Last night my bitch gave me a Mexican Blowjob So I gave her a Flo-beezy the next day.
by eMM October 23, 2012

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1.) You've got bad ass game on the basketball court

2.) Making money

The source of 1. is obvious; 2. come from selling rock or crack cocaine. You start making good money when your dealing with balls (8-ball) and up, which is a half a quarter ounce, or 3.5 grams. A half a b (1.75 grams) is the lowest on this scale and what low end dealers might grab. On the street a half a b goes for $100-$125, which you can convert to about $170. The turnover is not extremely high, but the rate you sell it at is as you can easily turnover that amount in 20 minutes or less. The more balls you deal with, or sell, the higher the turnover.
Kim makes about $1,000 per week slangin' on George Street. She's ballin' yo'.
by eMM June 15, 2013

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This is when you host a party, in which at some point you watch the movie Scarface. Every time a character in the movie does some cocaine, so must everyone else. The winner gets more cocaine.
Yo, after that Scarface party at Jen's house I was still high for a week.
That coke at the last Scarface party I went to was fucking amazing
by eMM August 23, 2013

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