letterhead

Holy shit, that chick's got a nice letterhead.
by Elle March 30, 2005
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awkha

The laugh that one uses to avoid awkward situations and/or interactions. Also, Awkha is often used to shorten, end, or completely skip uncomfortable periods of silence.
Person 1: I had a really tough day.
Person 2: Oh yeah?
Person 1: I got hit by a car, found out that I have AIDS, caught my girlfriend with my Mom, and found out I was adopted.
Person 2: (Insert Awkha here)
by Elle March 23, 2005
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shnookin

ur pretty shnookin close!
by Elle March 29, 2005
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dickwad

by Elle August 18, 2003
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phantom

when u use the cloak of darkness to make your excape from a sexual interlude that is bound to be akward once the morning comes and the booze wears off
heather pulled a phantom and crept toward the door, weary of waking the gentleman snoring in the bed
by elle March 15, 2005
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dear john

the act of spending the night after sex or a sexual act and then getting up and leaving without waking the other person up.
"after drinking 17 shots and leaving with a '2', Balint found it in his best interest to leave via a dear john in the morning"
by elle February 20, 2005
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aardvark

1. The main character and his family on the extremely good cartoon show known as "Arthur". You might mistake him for a mouse at first but if you love him this much, you'll soon know he's an aardvark from the PBSkids website and the illustrations on some of the "Arthur" books by Marc Brown. So get it straight, HE ISN'T A MOUSE!

2. One of the first words of the dictionary, if not possibly the second or third, after "a" and "aa" (that is if there is the word "aa".) Sorry guys, I don't read/pay attention to the dictionary and I am not planning to soon. What kind of loser does that?? Not saying I'm not one myself...
In one episode of "Arthur", Arthur is at a Spelling Bee where he spells himself, "A-A-R-D-VARK!" with a nice, in-tune rhythem.
by elle February 11, 2005
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