dickwad

a lying bastard

a horrible person

by Elle August 19, 2003

dear john

the act of spending the night after sex or a sexual act and then getting up and leaving without waking the other person up.

"after drinking 17 shots and leaving with a '2', Balint found it in his best interest to leave via a dear john in the morning"

by elle February 21, 2005

friendster

How to make the loser in high school feel loved and socially accepted.

Wow, I linked myself to Mac and Lydia on friendster and whatdayya know now I have 71,943 instafriends.

by Elle November 23, 2003

gobshite

basically.....a person who is a complete and utter shit head!!!

wow..watta gobshite

by elle September 18, 2003

geek

Someone who spends a lot of time on the computer, watching sci-fi, reading fanasty but DOES have an actual life. Not to be confused with a NERD who also does these things but does NOT have a life. Nor to be confused with a DORK, whom both the geeks & the nerds beat up.

Someday Mr.Gates wishes to be a geek instead of a dork posing as a nerd.

by eLLe December 29, 2004

Johnny Depp

Omg....words can not describe the sexiness of this man! He is amazingly fine and the best actor EVER to be seen!!!! He's soooo gorgeous and has amazing talent. Sooooo do-able. I LOVE HIM. Voted Sexiest Man Alive TWICE! How can you argue that this man is not the definition of Breathtaking. He could have my hand in marriage any time.

Yes, Johnny Depp, of course i'll marry you!!!!

by Elle March 25, 2005

Universal Type O

A person who is universally accepted as being good-looking.

The "Sugar Crew" are a bunch of Universal Type O girls.

by Elle August 28, 2004