11 definitions by duke of earl
James Torrance, also known as Acting Head Teacher, a man of distinction, fountain of all knowledge and worthy information.
"We all admire James Torrance, Head Boy"
by duke of earl January 26, 2005
Most pointless load of shite someone ever took the time over to make up.
No good to you after you leave the exam room, generally find that maths teachers usually become obsessive after 5-10 years - who wouldn't?
one fact about life is that 2+2=anything but 4 since that would require the fouritems to b exactly the same, a more useful idea is that 2+2=5, a famous radiohead song.
No good to you after you leave the exam room, generally find that maths teachers usually become obsessive after 5-10 years - who wouldn't?
one fact about life is that 2+2=anything but 4 since that would require the fouritems to b exactly the same, a more useful idea is that 2+2=5, a famous radiohead song.
by duke of earl January 31, 2005
A great man who was never tempted in the same way as jacko. He is undisputed king of Rock 'n' Roll. Basically holds all the records in music and is still number 1 in UK charts to this day.
Only bad point is that he was American.
Only bad point is that he was American.
by duke of earl January 31, 2005
A rather small, pathetic village located in the Swansea vally, S. Wales. Lovingly refered to as Ponty by locals, although the real Ponty is, as we all know, Pontypridd, which is further west. The only good thing to highlight about this village is that I (rather thankfully) do not live there.
The focal point of this vilage is undoubtedly the chippie offering the best chips in the Swansea area.
The focal point of this vilage is undoubtedly the chippie offering the best chips in the Swansea area.
"I'm going to Pontardwe to be bored"
by duke of earl January 28, 2005
Full title is King Duke Lord of Earl - formally known as the King of England.
Invaded Neath on two occaisons in 1799 and 1999, both unfortunately bad losses for the duke.
The duke is the Messiah but the High Sheriff has not yet realised this -yet!
I have already put into motion plans to invade the duchy of Glamorgan and kill the High Sheriff, and make myself ruler of all Britannia.
I will then proceed to take the Sheriffs Promised One - Kate Talbot - he may die of a broken heart - hopefully :)
The city of Port Davies will be sacked and I will relegate Aberavon RFC to the 5th division - making Neath champions forever. then i will turn over the universities to the control of the EU. mwha ha ha haaaaaa!!!!
Following on from this i will blow up the Blodwen Buildings and burn down margam castle. the guardians will be my lowest slaves - carying out my evil wills.
The most horrific of plan is yet to be divised but i think i may invade the free city of Neath and make it up into a great city with great universities with a retail centre to rival oxford street. the greatest part of this city will be Cadoxton where i build a brand new Neath Abbey for worship of English greatness.
The Melyn will be torn down and in its place i will create a huge motorway to take people from this terrible place to the great kingdom of Earl!
I will build on the supposedly golden great sands of the Aberavon beach fronts - making them my places of evil pleasure.
Invaded Neath on two occaisons in 1799 and 1999, both unfortunately bad losses for the duke.
The duke is the Messiah but the High Sheriff has not yet realised this -yet!
I have already put into motion plans to invade the duchy of Glamorgan and kill the High Sheriff, and make myself ruler of all Britannia.
I will then proceed to take the Sheriffs Promised One - Kate Talbot - he may die of a broken heart - hopefully :)
The city of Port Davies will be sacked and I will relegate Aberavon RFC to the 5th division - making Neath champions forever. then i will turn over the universities to the control of the EU. mwha ha ha haaaaaa!!!!
Following on from this i will blow up the Blodwen Buildings and burn down margam castle. the guardians will be my lowest slaves - carying out my evil wills.
The most horrific of plan is yet to be divised but i think i may invade the free city of Neath and make it up into a great city with great universities with a retail centre to rival oxford street. the greatest part of this city will be Cadoxton where i build a brand new Neath Abbey for worship of English greatness.
The Melyn will be torn down and in its place i will create a huge motorway to take people from this terrible place to the great kingdom of Earl!
I will build on the supposedly golden great sands of the Aberavon beach fronts - making them my places of evil pleasure.
by duke of earl February 8, 2005
Second city of the Principality of Wales. Commonly hated by all, even those living there. Home to the worst football team and rugby team in the world including iraq. No virgin Megastore.
Also the Winter Palace of the Duke of Earl
Also the Winter Palace of the Duke of Earl
"Swansea is very crap"
by duke of earl January 28, 2005
Not a castle, a fortified stately home, located in the vast Margam Park Estate which stretches to Bridgend in the east and has on its western periphery, the ancient village of Neath.
The Castle itself is the official residence of the High Sheriff of Wales.
More recently it has been used as one of the official summer residences of Her Majesty the Queen.
The Castle itself is the official residence of the High Sheriff of Wales.
More recently it has been used as one of the official summer residences of Her Majesty the Queen.
by duke of earl January 28, 2005