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My child's school used to be primarily white kids. Then the Mexican's took over. But now the school is being over-populated with Dirklings. They're everywhere!
by DudeA July 18, 2009
Get the Dirklingmug. a phrase that means "Having homosexual relations". Popularized in October 2009 by two airline pilots that over-shot their intended destination to Minneapolis and broke radio communication for almost an hour. They couldn't come up with a valid excuse for what happened and tried to cover up the event (very poorly I might add).
Boss: "What the hell where you two doing in the stock room together!?"
HomoA: "Uh.... we were arguing..."
HomoB: "We were Working on Laptops! Yeah! That's it..."
Boss: "Hmmm... don't know if I'm buying that one you queers"
HomoA: "Uh.... we were arguing..."
HomoB: "We were Working on Laptops! Yeah! That's it..."
Boss: "Hmmm... don't know if I'm buying that one you queers"
by DudeA October 28, 2009
Get the Working on Laptopsmug. adj. The smallest increment of measurement, that you can see with your naked eye, known to man. About the width of a cunt hair.
Dude A- "I was watching that no-talent, left-hand turning, waste of a sport, they call Nascar the other day and the 2 best left-turners were red-neck-and-neck to the finish line. There must have been mere inches between first and second place!"
Dude B- "I saw it dude. But it was closer than that! It was only about a cuntimeter of difference on the photo replay!"
Dude B- "I saw it dude. But it was closer than that! It was only about a cuntimeter of difference on the photo replay!"
by DudeA December 7, 2009
Get the Cuntimetermug. Greater than Rediculous
Dude A;"Did you see that chick's prostiboots?"
Dude B;"Ya they were rediculous."
Dude A;"Nah, they were redonkulous!"
Dude B;"Ya they were rediculous."
Dude A;"Nah, they were redonkulous!"
by DudeA February 13, 2009
Get the Redonkulousmug. 1)adj. The act of using ones brake pedal excessively, usually while driving down hills or in the case of Washintonians; while merging into traffic. An inherent problem with Western Washington drivers who don't understand the capabilities/limits of their own vehicles.
2)adj. The act of being a crying-bitch about something.
2)adj. The act of being a crying-bitch about something.
1) DudeA: Dude! Doesn't that car have all-wheel-drive!? Why is he using the brakes so much!?
DudeB: Another Pussy-Footn' Washintonian...
2) WA Driver: OMG! I better brake when I start to merge into traffic!
DudeA: Quit Pussy-Footn' and hit the gas!!!
DudeB: Another Pussy-Footn' Washintonian...
2) WA Driver: OMG! I better brake when I start to merge into traffic!
DudeA: Quit Pussy-Footn' and hit the gas!!!
by DudeA May 4, 2009
Get the Pussy-Footn'mug. n. any person/persons that know what Twitter is or use it personally. Also anyone that votes down on this word is a Twaggot
DudeA: Have you heard about this Twitter shit!?
DudeB: I hear all the sheeple talking bout it but I'm glad I'm still in the 26% of people that don't know what Twitter is.
DudeA: Ya... anyone that knows what it is, is a flaming Twaggot!!!
DudeB: I hear all the sheeple talking bout it but I'm glad I'm still in the 26% of people that don't know what Twitter is.
DudeA: Ya... anyone that knows what it is, is a flaming Twaggot!!!
by DudeA May 6, 2009
Get the Twaggotmug. n. a person (usually female) that creates a Facebook/and or Myspace account, simply for the ability to stalk X-partners
Dude A, "That chick I dumped 2 weeks ago made a myspace account so she could see what I've been doing"
Dude B, "Spaceface Stalker's are bad news"
Dude B, "Spaceface Stalker's are bad news"
by DudeA March 24, 2009
Get the Spaceface Stalkermug.