Definitions by dude007

Schworen

Swearing in the German Language...

Fuck-Ficken (fik-en)
You-Du (doo)
Bitch-Hudin (hoo-din)
Shit-Sheisse (shie-sa)
Ass-Esel (ess-el)
Hole-Loch (loch)
Pussy-Meize (my-tsah)
Dick-Dik (deek)
Head-Kopf (cop-f)
Whore Bag-Hure Beutel (hoo-rah boo-tehl)

Christoph was caught schworen at the teacher.

Schworen by dude007 December 9, 2008

Dudeist

dude-ist
A person who says dude in every sentance they say.

dude007 is Dudeist

Dudeist by dude007 September 28, 2008

Going Jersey 

A phrase uttered by any pissed off jersey citizen ; another way to say beat the living shit out of you.

"Dude, I'm going jersey (joisy) on your ass!"

Going Jersey by dude007 September 25, 2008

hornswoggle

A wrestler in the WWE who hides out under the ring while his dad, Finley kicks ass. When the match is about 5-10 minutes in, he comes out and sprays the other dude with a water gun out hits them with a long shalele in the head,knocking them out behind the ref.

Career Highlights: Cruiserweight Champion

Hornswoggle is one funny SOB!

hornswoggle by dude007 August 26, 2008

iTurd 

Another word for iPod, but this way, Zen owners can be happy and shoot iPod owners then hold hands and jump into the grand canyon wearing jump cams in their hats to capture the fall on live Suicide TV, but iWon't jump cause iHave a Zen V Plus, SO I'M FUCKIN SPESHUL, OK!?

iTurd are peice of shit excuses to get away from your fucked up family fights in your mobile trailer home with stolen cable TV to watch the Suicide Channel so you can watch all the cool people jump into the grand canyon cuz ur retarded!

iTurd by dude007 August 17, 2008

rusty turd 

the same as sandstone shit

"that rusty turd was fuckin creepy with little flakes around it!"

rusty turd by dude007 May 30, 2008

da munchies 

when you smoke alot of weed and you get seriously fuckin' hungry.

"Damn, dude, i got da munchies."
"HHHUUUUAAATT?"
"I GOT DA MUNCHIES!"
"OOOKKKKAAAAYYYY!!!!"
"YEEEAAAAAAH!"
"indeed..."

da munchies by dude007 May 30, 2008