dude's definitions

Lazy Peanut

Misconception derived from the Grumpy Munchkin.

This is when you have to urinate and don't feel like doing it yourself. You have your woman or (life-partner) pull out your junk and you simply urinate in their mouth.

can be modified to morning peanut, same as above but applies to when you first wake up.

I gave my girlfriend the lazy peanut because the game went into overtime and I could miss a second.

by DUDE May 13, 2005

JimmyBeamLWS

Most kick ass poster in LWS. Everyone loves him and he loves everyone.

God, your the coolest JimmyBeam. - Chiyo v2.0

I know.

by Dude February 23, 2005

Spinster

A woman who is old and not married. They are usually crazy and are just more proof that women NEED us men.

Note: When men are old and not married it's stylish

The Trunchbull from Roald Dahl's Matilda.

Joan Rivers.

Abe Einhorn

by Dude March 2, 2005

chuff

To consume vast ammounts of alcohol.

Chuff that fucking whiskey down!

by Dude July 19, 2006

Diouf

To spit,after Bolton Wanderers football player El-Hadj Diouf

"Ive just dioufed on the floor becoz ive bummed my cigarete"

"i will diouf in your face, prick"

by Dude March 4, 2005

Byzantine

Getting head from a girl, you come in her mouth, pull out, and punch her hard in the face. Tell her to clean herself.

Bryan: How was your date?

Micah: Great, I took your mom home and gave her the Byzatine.

by dude April 23, 2004

scrummy

Of or relating to Tim Styne, star of the smash-hit Asian pop sensation The Legacy of Sodium.

Wow, what a scrummy little bastard that kid is.

by Dude April 28, 2004