dude's definitions

toolbag

To be a toolbag is to only be able to think off one line off jokes in a whole 4 week period, and never get anyone to laugh at it, vere but to instead incite everyone to laugh at him

Dave who cannot think off anything other than repeating his very unfunny catchphrase " Hey dud u been spooning"

by dude December 20, 2004

X-TREME

A marketing ploy targeting the 13-17 demographic, in which ordinary commodities are presented to our unwitting youth as "crazy" and/or "totally awesome!" when in fact they are just pumped full of blue and red dyes and packaged in shiny bags.

Dude, want some of my X-treme potato chips? No, you fucking retard.

by dude April 10, 2004

poser punk

An individual who thinks that because they skateboard and neglect to wash their long greasy hair and listen to Pop groups like "blink 182" and "Sum41" that they are indeed what is known as a punk. When really they know nothing of anarchy or the whole punk revolution of the late 1970's.

Person 1: Look at the stinky skateboarder, he thinks he's so hardcore.
Person 2: Yeah, what a poser punk.

by Dude November 15, 2002

School

the worst fuckin' place in the world with partial teachers who will only punish a few kids that they dont like but wont do jackshit to the kids they like

i gotta go 2 school and get detention fer being me again

by dude March 21, 2004

hoggie

noun: an attractive fat chick, usually appears around last call

Dude, shes such a little hoggie!

by dude November 10, 2003

christer

1.When you use the position in other words known as "doggystyle"

God i just christer'd that girl

by DUDE November 24, 2004

hash brown

an incredibly tastey "morsel" (see cock or dick) that may be "roasted" (see ridden or banged) over an open fire

dude, thats one LARGE hash brown!

by dude December 17, 2003