dude's definitions

telford boy

A G'star that walks around in his "rockports" and looks like a complete nob, with his sox tucked in his tracky b's, and his fake burberry sh!t... Smells like fags and draw and when he goes home he cries to hs mom that someone took his lunch money :)

Lads that think there gangstars!!

by Dude May 27, 2004

chuff

To consume vast ammounts of alcohol.

Chuff that fucking whiskey down!

by Dude July 19, 2006

nigbag

word that describes an old African American

That nigbag took my Caddy!

by dude May 13, 2005

Proctophobia

Proctophobia- Fear of rectums.
Common among fenskers

also see asshole

I really want to feltch your ass man!, but i suffer from Proctophobia

by Dude March 27, 2005

Chain Letter

A form of forward letters that are illegal in real life, so now a bunch of idiots have begun doing it in real life.

I hate those damn chain letters.

by Dude November 25, 2003

krazz

A.K.A Crap

Krazzy bitch!

by dude March 12, 2003

speed date

when 2 members of the oppostite sex meet for a 20 min date ofcoffee and conversation. this situation leave more options ie. if you like her you might let her buy you dinner. if she winds up being a freakshow you can always say. "ah shucks... i forgot... i need to go floss my cat"

speed dating is for wankers.

by dude January 21, 2004