ducky's definitions

oboe

Beautiful when played by a good player; duck-like when played by a not-so-good player. A usually wooden woodwind instrument, part of the double reed family (which includes the bassoon, english horn, etc). Played in treble clef; pitched in C. Insanely hard to play in tune.

That beginner oboe player sounds like she's killing a duck...

by ducky August 9, 2004

flute

The best instrument in the world. People like to make fun of it for the whole American pie thing and how high it is, but they're really just in awe of its supreme glory! You know that saying, about jealous people? Yeah.

Anyway flutes are generally made out of metal (silver, nickel, gold, platinum, alloys, etc) although Baroque flutes are often made out of wood. Flutes can play lower than most people expect.

Did I mention it's prettyful?

One day, flutes will take over the world. Until then I'll just sit here and cry.

by ducky May 14, 2005

Gabo

Nickname of Colombian author Gabriel García Márquez.

Gabo won the Nobel Prize for literature in 1982.

by Ducky May 1, 2008

piccolo

A musical instrument of the woodwind family. Pitched an octave about the flute. Usually made out of silver, wood, plastic, or a combination. People believe the piccolo can kill with its high pitch, but really, that's part of the piccolo's plan... world domination! Or not.

The piccolo will rule all.

by ducky August 9, 2004

Abercrombie and Fitch

An expensive clothing store that does not see the irony in using naked people to sell clothes.

Let's all go to Abercrombie and Fitch and become soulless minions of orthodoxy!

by Ducky March 16, 2005

the guardian

A left-wing British newspaper usually picked on by right wing idiots for retaining journalistic integrity and not scaremongering with every headline.

"Hey did you read the Guardian today, and notice how it doesn't twist everything to be somehow the fault of Tony Blair, Muslims or immigrants, and that nowhere was the term 'PC gone mad!' used?

"Yeah, it rocks."

by Ducky February 22, 2007

band aid

A girl that travels with and has sex with the band group members.

A Band Aid is an attractive/very sexy Band Groupie that has been invited to travel with a band group in their buss or plane in place of furnishing her own transportation to follow the band from city to city and is furnished food and clothing in exchange for sex with the band members and roadies.

Reference to Band Aid is mentioned in the movie "Almost Famous".

Debbi was picked from a bunch of Groupies to be a Band Aid because she fucks like a mink.

by Ducky April 30, 2004