ducky's definitions

Sleepywood.net

A sexy sexy Maple Story fan site run by sexy people.

It's in my pants and swivelling around, like an eel with arms, only bigger, faster..

That lady at the beach.. was Sleepywood.net

<______<

by Ducky December 11, 2004

oboe

Beautiful when played by a good player; duck-like when played by a not-so-good player. A usually wooden woodwind instrument, part of the double reed family (which includes the bassoon, english horn, etc). Played in treble clef; pitched in C. Insanely hard to play in tune.

That beginner oboe player sounds like she's killing a duck...

by ducky August 9, 2004

saxophone

An instrument that's fun to make fun of, but deep down inside, we all know it's pretty cool.

Those saxophone players are crazy, man.

by ducky March 29, 2005

Gold Juice

Gold Juice (also referred to as Golden Cocktail)

A drink made from ½ Ginger Ale and ½ Urine. Used mostly by teenagers.

Jane said”you have to drink my Juice before I'll blow you”.

Also used as an initiation stunt for membership in a teen sex club. The girl has to drink the guys Juice and vise-versa.

by Ducky April 13, 2004

leave it to beaver

A campy 1950s TV show with a perfect family living in suburbia. There's the all knowing father, the happy homemaker mother, the wise older brother, and the goofy and kindhearted younger brother. Often referred to as an example of 1950s quaintness and 'simpler times.' Reruns can be seen on TVLand.

Gee Wally, that's SWELL!

by Ducky September 14, 2005

Wamsley

1. A deragatory definition of a female with male-like qualities who performs sexual favors to other females for money.
2. A female who lacks common sense and is primarily dependent on the male gender.

"Oh god, don't make eye contact, it's Wamsley"

"After class, Wamsley went to the badminton game to see how many men she could attract.

by ducky August 11, 2004

steeley dick

When you wake up next to some chick you don't recognize, you're hung over, she wants to go again, and you're morning wood throbs so hard it triggers sharp pains in your head.

I had steeley dick when I woke up with that high school chick until I realized she was jailbait. Then I had uber steeley dick.

by ducky May 11, 2004