ducky's definitions

n00blet

One who lacks skill.

"Kris is a total n00blet."

by Ducky February 8, 2003

abbi

The wonderful Welcomer Head on Furcadia, that is always willing to help!

Beautiful and helpful, what more could you want!?

Abbi rawks your sawks, dude!

by Ducky February 15, 2005

Bosustows

A former Australian Rules footballer of some note with a name sounding more like well proportioned woman bosoms.

Geez mate, that new broady chick's got fair bosustows.

by ducky January 20, 2005

english horn

Member of the woodwind family. A double reed instrument. Is NOT a "big oboe". Pitched a fifth below the oboe, in F. In orchestral works, is usually used to convey "sad" emotions. Has a deeper, more mellow sound due to the rounded bell. Is not English, despite the name. It's actually French. This is from a mis-translation of its other name, "cor anglais", which means "angled horn" but can also mean "English horn".

That English horn solo made me cry.

by ducky August 9, 2004

muppets

It's not quite a mop, and it's not quite a puppet.
Characters created by Jim Henson, such as Kermit the frog, Miss Piggy, and Gonzo. Often appear on the PBS show Sesame Street.

It's not easy being green!

by Ducky September 14, 2005

steeley dick

When you wake up next to some chick you don't recognize, you're hung over, she wants to go again, and you're morning wood throbs so hard it triggers sharp pains in your head.

I had steeley dick when I woke up with that high school chick until I realized she was jailbait. Then I had uber steeley dick.

by ducky May 11, 2004

Abercrombie and Fitch

An expensive clothing store that does not see the irony in using naked people to sell clothes.

Let's all go to Abercrombie and Fitch and become soulless minions of orthodoxy!

by Ducky March 16, 2005