3 definitions by drylipspuckerlips

Woodpecker

When you're getting a handy and your kid walks in and says there's a woodpecker in your bed.

Oh my god dad.... There's a woodpecker under your sheets.

It is a coin toss that is dictated by shoving a 1 rupee up your ass and the outcome of the toss is dictated by if the rupee lands on heads or tails.

The other day pat and I had a argument over who had the last case of anal warts. So we decided to settle it with a Pakistani coinflip

The Butthole Dry Heaves!
the uncontrollable sphincter spasms while having a bout of diarrhea

Derrick must be a little sick, he has been in the bathroom for a while ;he must have the BDH's

by drylipspuckerlips December 21, 2017