2 definitions by droland

wheezing pirate

When your girl is sucking you of and you punch her in the stomach while shooting a load in her eye. she grabs her stomach with one hand bending over and putting the other hand over her eye while saying AARRGGHHH ! thus the wheezing pirate .

Bitch tried to play me like a chump so i hit her with a wheezing pirate to teach her a lesson.

by droland October 26, 2012

Beaver Dam

When one female interferes with another female's opportunity to have sex.

"I was talking to that cute guy over there when Merissa came up and built a beaver dam!"
"That bitch beaver dammed me!"

by droland September 12, 2013