10 definitions by drkratchet105
(n)
also see noob.
n00b is the advanced version of noob.
1) refers to one who does not know what n00b or noob means.
2) also refers to someone who searches on urbandictionary.com to find out what n00b means.
also see noob.
n00b is the advanced version of noob.
1) refers to one who does not know what n00b or noob means.
2) also refers to someone who searches on urbandictionary.com to find out what n00b means.
by drkratchet105 April 7, 2008
by drkratchet105 June 18, 2008
(n)
personal fitness 1.
Describes a class that is required for highschoolers which notorious for forcing students to partake in things they do not wish to do, occasionally even more so than other classes. The most maddening of the units, however is the pool unit, as you always go to your next hour smelling like clorine and locker room.
personal fitness 1.
Describes a class that is required for highschoolers which notorious for forcing students to partake in things they do not wish to do, occasionally even more so than other classes. The most maddening of the units, however is the pool unit, as you always go to your next hour smelling like clorine and locker room.
kid 1: Damn it, i got PF1 next hour....
kid 2: Sucks to be you, I'm skipping.
kid 1: If you skip more than 1 day of teh pool unit you fail and you have to retake it...
kid 2: Phuck....
kid 2: Sucks to be you, I'm skipping.
kid 1: If you skip more than 1 day of teh pool unit you fail and you have to retake it...
kid 2: Phuck....
by drkratchet105 April 3, 2008
The best roller coaster on Earth. Located @ Cedar Point. Starts with a 20 mph lift, 100' 95 degree drop, a few turns, an airtime hill that is teh pwnage, 2 zero-g corkscrews, a 70 mph launch, a few more overbanked turns, then the brake. Definitely *NOT* over 500' tall...as some people may say...
by drkratchet105 May 20, 2008
(v)
To be randomly prevented from continuing your daily routine by people who do not care about their customers.
(When playing CoD4) To randomly start moving erratically as if you drank a cup of comcast's comcastic high speed, and see the infamous "connection interrupted" pop up.
To be randomly prevented from continuing your daily routine by people who do not care about their customers.
(When playing CoD4) To randomly start moving erratically as if you drank a cup of comcast's comcastic high speed, and see the infamous "connection interrupted" pop up.
by drkratchet105 April 13, 2008
(v)
1) When a n00b thinks he pwned someone, but the kill took much too long, or was much too n00bish to be an actual pwn.
2) When 2 people are going for the same kill without knowing, and you think it was your kill until you see "(insert actual killer's name here) fragged (insert victim's name here)" or something of the like.
1) When a n00b thinks he pwned someone, but the kill took much too long, or was much too n00bish to be an actual pwn.
2) When 2 people are going for the same kill without knowing, and you think it was your kill until you see "(insert actual killer's name here) fragged (insert victim's name here)" or something of the like.
1)
n00b: *after killing someone with MK-48* "Pwned!!1!11one"
not n00b: fauxpwn, n00b you emptied 100 mk rounds in the guy before he died...
2)
guy 1: *lines up for headshot and fires*
guy 2: *fires 2 milisec. before guy 1*
guy 1: "Pw...aww dammit, fauxpwned."
n00b: *after killing someone with MK-48* "Pwned!!1!11one"
not n00b: fauxpwn, n00b you emptied 100 mk rounds in the guy before he died...
2)
guy 1: *lines up for headshot and fires*
guy 2: *fires 2 milisec. before guy 1*
guy 1: "Pw...aww dammit, fauxpwned."
by drkratchet105 March 30, 2008
(adj)
Originally thought by many to be a synonym to fantastic in terms of cable & internet providers.
(Note that the information above is as far from true as a furby is from becoming a threat to national security)
The correct definition follows:
All that is utter shit in reliability and quality. Mainly focusing on but not limited to: a certain cable company who happens to repair its internet servers every 20 minutes, causing users to become mentally insane within hours; who also rarely broadcasts decent movies on its 900+ channels (only 100 or so of which are accessible without paying $200/mo); and who claims to run its service using a mercury-like substance which, when touched, causes erratically, unrealistically fast movement. Also see comcast, comcastrophe, bombcast.
(syn)
shitty, not pwnage, crap, unreliable, sucky, pointless existence
(ant)
reliable, good service, pwnage
Originally thought by many to be a synonym to fantastic in terms of cable & internet providers.
(Note that the information above is as far from true as a furby is from becoming a threat to national security)
The correct definition follows:
All that is utter shit in reliability and quality. Mainly focusing on but not limited to: a certain cable company who happens to repair its internet servers every 20 minutes, causing users to become mentally insane within hours; who also rarely broadcasts decent movies on its 900+ channels (only 100 or so of which are accessible without paying $200/mo); and who claims to run its service using a mercury-like substance which, when touched, causes erratically, unrealistically fast movement. Also see comcast, comcastrophe, bombcast.
(syn)
shitty, not pwnage, crap, unreliable, sucky, pointless existence
(ant)
reliable, good service, pwnage
-Comcast blows, my damn internet is down again *punches modem*
-Aw shit, I stepped in high speed! *smashes through wall, then runs into a rusty steel fence in back yard*
-Fuck, now I'm gonna sue them cause they made me run into a fence that impaled me through the spine AND made me get rust poisoning! It's comcastic!
-Aw shit, I stepped in high speed! *smashes through wall, then runs into a rusty steel fence in back yard*
-Fuck, now I'm gonna sue them cause they made me run into a fence that impaled me through the spine AND made me get rust poisoning! It's comcastic!
by drkratchet105 April 13, 2008