Definitions by drewbud315
Smooth as a Baby's Chuff
What's the difference between the skin on a baby's bottom and the skin on its vagina ? nothing.
Extremely smooth.
Extremely smooth.
Smooth as a Baby's Chuff by Drewbud315 May 23, 2008
Dumbfuck McNumbnuts
Dumbfuck McNumbnuts by Drewbud315 September 23, 2007
buttsuck
To take a pass of a joint and get saliva all over the roach then pass it to a friend dripping with spit.
buttsuck by Drewbud315 September 23, 2007
iphone
Do not take the other definitions for this seriously. This piece of equipment definetelt does NOT harness the power of a laptop, nor is it the coolest thing ever invented (just read the specs, boys and girls.) For the ammount of hype surrounding it, it seems to lack ALOT of the features we take for granted in todays mobile phones. eg. video recording, MP3 ringtones, instant messaging, only to name a few. The features available on an iphone have actually been available on portable devices at much more reasonable prices for years, yet all it takes is apple to create an iperbole around it, then suddenly everyone thinks it's the only device that harnesses these features.
This is exactly what happened when the ipod was released - all it takes is a ridiculously funded advertising scheme to make people think that ipods are the best choice for a portable media player - when in fact, nothing could be further from the truth. apple products are merely fasion accessories. be sure to wikipedia "iphone"
iphone by Drewbud315 September 23, 2007
point break
The deciding moment during a crap, just before climax, when you know everything is going to be just fine. The riddance of the bulk of your intestinal content, the epitome of a satisfying shit.
"Aww dude, I thought I was having to go back to that chick last night with a clumpf... but just as I was losing all hope of scoring, I reached point break out of the blue and blasted that shit to hell!"
point break by Drewbud315 September 23, 2007
clumpf
An un - satisfying shit, usually where the person fails to reach point break, and is too embarrassed to spend half an hour seeing the whole thing through, or make two trips to the toilet. The discomfort, heat and sweat associated with this can be amplified by people occupying your direct vicinity, increasing greatly with an increasing number of people and how close they get.
"Man, I was so uncomfortable during that staff meeting due to needing a shit... Not only did I have to put the meeting on hold, I came back with mad clumpf and that just made things much worse. I think I'm going to get fired."
clumpf by Drewbud315 September 23, 2007