drewbud315's definitions

buttsuck

To take a pass of a joint and get saliva all over the roach then pass it to a friend dripping with spit.

"Don't give the joint to malcolm dude, he'll total buttsuck it"

by Drewbud315 September 23, 2007

Dumbfuck McNumbnuts

Another term for a total pleb

Dumbfuck McNumbnuts! can't you do anything right ??

by Drewbud315 September 23, 2007

Smooth as a Baby's Chuff

What's the difference between the skin on a baby's bottom and the skin on its vagina ? nothing.

Extremely smooth.

Smik: Nice skinhead !!

Shaun: Yea man run your hand along it, it's as smooth as a baby's chuff!!

by Drewbud315 May 23, 2008

smackhole

Any location that is dirty, skanky, run down, disease ridden, full of junk, or characterised by the state of a heroin addict's flat.

"I'm no goin' back to the Raploch, that place is a fuckin' Smackhole."

by Drewbud315 May 18, 2007

ver drymouth

What you get whilst drinking dry vermouth

"Dude, could you pass the pepsi ?? I've got mad ver drymouth"

by Drewbud315 August 2, 2007

Walk By Cumshot

Also a "Walk By Cumming", the act of secretly masturbating in public, then jizzing on a complete stranger, before running off.

"Frank, call the cops... I've just fallen victim to a walk by cumshot."

by Drewbud315 May 17, 2007

king rib

The ultimate in greasy fried snacks available from british "chippies" or chip shops; A chopped and shaped pork patty flavoured with either barbeque or chinese seasoning, doused in batter then deep fried. Mmmmmm heart attacks never tasted so good !

"Gie us a king rib supper wi' 2 king ribs, one BBQ and one chinese, 2 buttered rolls and a few pickles, broon sauce on the chips and extra salt on everyhin', a couple o mairs bairs an' a gless bottle of irn bru ya cunt"

by Drewbud315 August 3, 2007