drewbud315's definitions

Walk By Cumshot

Also a "Walk By Cumming", the act of secretly masturbating in public, then jizzing on a complete stranger, before running off.

"Frank, call the cops... I've just fallen victim to a walk by cumshot."

by Drewbud315 May 17, 2007

point break

The deciding moment during a crap, just before climax, when you know everything is going to be just fine. The riddance of the bulk of your intestinal content, the epitome of a satisfying shit.

"Aww dude, I thought I was having to go back to that chick last night with a clumpf... but just as I was losing all hope of scoring, I reached point break out of the blue and blasted that shit to hell!"

by Drewbud315 September 23, 2007

nut cutlet

A game that Americans play in the kitchen: You squat down in your sink with your balls dangling down into the waste disposal. With various targets set up on the wall around the "on" switch, you then have to choose which friend you want to eliminate a target with a BB gun or dart. You can't choose the same friend twice until everyone's had a shot, and you can only leave the sink when ALL targets are hit, or when you give yourself a Nut Cutlet.

Johnny - "Dude, were you at Hank's party last night ? Jim gave Marv some mad nut cutlet !!"

by Drewbud315 September 23, 2007

smackhole

Any location that is dirty, skanky, run down, disease ridden, full of junk, or characterised by the state of a heroin addict's flat.

"I'm no goin' back to the Raploch, that place is a fuckin' Smackhole."

by Drewbud315 May 18, 2007

Smooth as a Baby's Chuff

What's the difference between the skin on a baby's bottom and the skin on its vagina ? nothing.

Extremely smooth.

Smik: Nice skinhead !!

Shaun: Yea man run your hand along it, it's as smooth as a baby's chuff!!

by Drewbud315 May 23, 2008

Dumbfuck McNumbnuts

Another term for a total pleb

Dumbfuck McNumbnuts! can't you do anything right ??

by Drewbud315 September 23, 2007

king rib

The ultimate in greasy fried snacks available from british "chippies" or chip shops; A chopped and shaped pork patty flavoured with either barbeque or chinese seasoning, doused in batter then deep fried. Mmmmmm heart attacks never tasted so good !

"Gie us a king rib supper wi' 2 king ribs, one BBQ and one chinese, 2 buttered rolls and a few pickles, broon sauce on the chips and extra salt on everyhin', a couple o mairs bairs an' a gless bottle of irn bru ya cunt"

by Drewbud315 August 3, 2007