drewbud315's definitions

Gam Gam

or "Gam Gams," alternate name for a blowjob, or a rushed, spur - of - the - moment sexual act.
Also an old, sagging German Prostitute.

"Do you gie gam gams?"

"Dude, I just banged this gam gam"

by Drewbud315 May 17, 2007

king rib

The ultimate in greasy fried snacks available from british "chippies" or chip shops; A chopped and shaped pork patty flavoured with either barbeque or chinese seasoning, doused in batter then deep fried. Mmmmmm heart attacks never tasted so good !

"Gie us a king rib supper wi' 2 king ribs, one BBQ and one chinese, 2 buttered rolls and a few pickles, broon sauce on the chips and extra salt on everyhin', a couple o mairs bairs an' a gless bottle of irn bru ya cunt"

by Drewbud315 August 3, 2007

Smooth as a Baby's Chuff

What's the difference between the skin on a baby's bottom and the skin on its vagina ? nothing.

Extremely smooth.

Smik: Nice skinhead !!

Shaun: Yea man run your hand along it, it's as smooth as a baby's chuff!!

by Drewbud315 May 23, 2008

(H)

The cool dude emoticon on MSN with teh shades - teh best emoticon EVER !!

Malcolm: DUDE !! you ROCK !!
Drew: (H)

by Drewbud315 December 11, 2007

smackhole

Any location that is dirty, skanky, run down, disease ridden, full of junk, or characterised by the state of a heroin addict's flat.

"I'm no goin' back to the Raploch, that place is a fuckin' Smackhole."

by Drewbud315 May 18, 2007

Dumbfuck McNumbnuts

Another term for a total pleb

Dumbfuck McNumbnuts! can't you do anything right ??

by Drewbud315 September 23, 2007

point break

The deciding moment during a crap, just before climax, when you know everything is going to be just fine. The riddance of the bulk of your intestinal content, the epitome of a satisfying shit.

"Aww dude, I thought I was having to go back to that chick last night with a clumpf... but just as I was losing all hope of scoring, I reached point break out of the blue and blasted that shit to hell!"

by Drewbud315 September 23, 2007