drew's definitions

jorstock

"a concert where hammerfall only plays for 3 days straight"

man that jorstock rocked the fucking socks off my feet, or something

by drew February 7, 2004

kick'er

verb: Harsh sexual intercourse with a female; To give's is to 'er!

Randy: "I dragged a philly home last night."
Andrew: "Ja kick'er?"
Randy: "Ya, bruised 'er right good."
Hanny: "Ouch."

by drew August 23, 2004

flogging the bishop

A synonym for masturbation.

I was so horny i decided to flog the bishop underneath my desk in health class while they gave us the "STD slideshow"! Wow, it turned me on!

by Drew October 3, 2003

Masking

same as duct, scotch, athletic (although ironic), video and cassette

Masking Melvin enjoys reemnelson science

by drew March 19, 2003

dorf

Derogatory term for Midget.

"You stupid little Dorf"

by Drew April 28, 2004

Quagmire

The second best Family Guy caracter, next to Peter Griffin.

"Wait, wait, wait.... You took me away from a Sweedish Girlygirl and her paralyzed but trusting cousin for this?"
- Quagmire

by Drew February 10, 2004

narb

to be raped, to have a sex act forced upon you

That girl was narbed last nite

by Drew February 7, 2003