drew's definitions

sexicutioner

killing someone in the act of sex

i sexicuted her

by drew February 7, 2004

assfart

Calling out a stupid person by stating the obvious.

damn, scott - you're such an assfart!

by drew May 24, 2004

lotus

similar to the shocker squared, the lotus is a double-handed hybrid maneuver. the middle fingers finger the pussy, the pinkys finger the anus, and the index fingers play with the clit.

dude, did you hear about justin? he gave sam the lotus.

by drew July 12, 2003

tongue punch the dirtstar

the act performed by Jess and Joyce after a long night of Long Island Iced teas.

Hey Joyce! May I tongue punch your dirtstar? mmm mmm good!

by Drew November 15, 2003

Bulg

A massive erection in your pants clumped up to make it look like a big lump in the front of your pants

Once I saw that chick man, I got the biggest bulg

by Drew May 13, 2005

gustino

crack baby that likes to sleep and hates middle eastern people

quote from the gustino "i dont like middle eastern people, they bug me" in his funny crack baby voice

by drew October 10, 2003

pajawa

The sound made by striking a person in the face with a penis.

Did you hear that? Pajawa!

by Drew April 16, 2005