drew's definitions

clingons

Any debris that clings to the hair around one’s asshole. This could include, but not limited to: poop, cotton balls from underwear, other ass crack hair that tangles in on itself, etc… It is synonymous with DINGLE-BERRY

Before sixty-nine, it is good hygene to wash your ass of all CLINGONS.

by Drew October 20, 2004

one-eyed god

metaphorical reference to the phallus where the urethral opening appears as if it is an eye of a serpent.

she kneeled before the one-eyed god

he left the priesthood because all he could do was worship the one-eyed god

by drew June 13, 2004

ghey

a puritanical way of saying gay.

"dude, do u think that guys ghey?"
"Hells yea, I would love to get him in my sack. Hey, I bet your dad would join in on that 3 way."

by drew March 18, 2005

Sags

Best bud in the wholllllllle world, yeah, i went there

Sags pwns, i <3 sags, emo sucks

by Drew March 23, 2005

manpurse

a man's purse. If a man wears a manpurse, it doesn't mean he's gay, but it might mean he's kind of weird.

Mike Wilbon carries a manpurse

by drew January 29, 2004

Suck

The opposite of blow, yet they are used as the same word. . . wtf?

what all women want to do to me

1. She sucked my cock.
She blowed my cock.
2. Wow this sucks.
Wow this blows.

by Drew January 21, 2005

oral sex

when someone eats a girl out or when a girl sucks a guys penis also known as gettin head.

i want to have oral sex tonite

by drew April 15, 2004