22 definitions by dragon_f*cker

Rat noi

How country folk, specifically Texans, say “right now”.

Get over here rat noi.

If you don’t choose where we eat rat noi, I’ll pick for you.

by dragon_f*cker July 15, 2019

Peen screen

A green screen used for your penis. Why send a regular dickle pickle when you could send a picture of your dick climbing a mountain or holding a lightsaber?

I’ve been using the peen screen to sext.

by dragon_f*cker July 15, 2019

Bro’dtrip

A road trip in which the bros go on. Usually involves insane amounts of Mango pods and strip clubs.

Hey Kyle, let’s go on a bro’dtrip.

It’s ya bois coming at ya on a bro’dtrip.

by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019

Bloobs

A condensed way to say blueberry.

Bro, pass me the bloobs.

I love bloobs.

by dragon_f*cker July 15, 2019

Dick’s

A store that has balls.

Bro, let’s go to dick’s.

Dick’s is the best.

I love Dick’s.

by dragon_f*cker July 15, 2019

Chunky splashing

When one or more fat people go skinny dipping.

Matt and I went chunky splashing last night.

by dragon_f*cker July 15, 2019

Swapportunity

A combination of the words swap and opportunity. When you see you could have something better, so you swap with someone else to get it. Ex: Sandwich, places in line, girlfriend.

I saw the swapportunity and I had to take it.

by dragon_f*cker July 18, 2019