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Murphy scam

A robbery scam where a woman poses as a prostitute and lures the john/mark into a room. When they are in bed, the woman's male partner rushes in, usually brandishing a gun and posing as a jealous husband or jilted lover. The mark leaves in a hurry, without his clothes or valuables. The perpetrators, or "Murphy artists" collect their loot and escape.

A similar version was used in the movie Porky's as a prank involving a black guy with a machete, chasing the naked crew into the woods.
New Orleans used to be the capital of the Murphy scam.
by Dr. Badwrench February 22, 2008
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assal

Of or pertaining to the ass in its entirety.
Anal is to anus as assal is to ass

Assal horizontology
by Dr. Badwrench December 18, 2008
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redneck engineering

The use of unorthodox methods and tools to build, modify or repair machinery, vehicles, etc, usually with little regard to finesse or technique.

Common tools include: sledgehammers, cutting torches, arc welders, come-alongs, jacks, porta-power kits, large prybars, sawzalls, lengths of pipe and 2 X 4s

So named for the stereotypical redneck who fixes things through brute force and duct tape.
The popular TV shows Monster Garage and Junkyard Wars often feature great masterpieces of redneck engineering
by Dr. Badwrench September 22, 2006
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XL

Model designation for a Harley Davidson Sportster motorcycle.
XLCH
XLH883
XLX
all examples of different Sportster models
by Dr. Badwrench July 10, 2006
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shitted

a past-tense of the verb form of shit
Goddamnit! Who shitted in the urinal?!?!?!
by Dr. Badwrench December 28, 2006
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NAA

North American Arms, manufacturer of tiny, palm-sized .22 single-action revolvers and most recently auto-loading pistols in .32 and .380. High quality, stainless steel and pocket-size.
The NAA mini-revolver would not be considered a doom cock.
by Dr. Badwrench April 5, 2008
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politically incorrect

1. Saying what you mean, and meaning what you say

2. Being vocal and active in speaking out against the government, especially during the G W Bush administration

3. What ignorant assholes use as their excuse for being ignorant assholes
1. It would be politically incorrect for a candidate to reveal their true agenda, especially if they step down from a multimillion-dollar corporate position to take a job that pays $100,00 a year.

2. Today, it is politically incorrect to say that the government has botched the Iraq invasion and persists in getting Americans killed for the benefit of a people that does not want us there.

3. Some call Ann Coulter politically incorrect, but she merely spouts the same tired diatribes and John Birch Society rhetoric, infused with her own ignorant vitriol.
by Dr. Badwrench December 4, 2007
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