dr. badwrench's definitions

goofer dust

Graveyard dirt, a powerful ingredient in hoodoo conjures, charms and mojo.

If you want someone to go away, sprinkle goofer dust in their footprints

by Dr. Badwrench June 27, 2006

Murphy scam

A robbery scam where a woman poses as a prostitute and lures the john/mark into a room. When they are in bed, the woman's male partner rushes in, usually brandishing a gun and posing as a jealous husband or jilted lover. The mark leaves in a hurry, without his clothes or valuables. The perpetrators, or "Murphy artists" collect their loot and escape.

A similar version was used in the movie Porky's as a prank involving a black guy with a machete, chasing the naked crew into the woods.

New Orleans used to be the capital of the Murphy scam.

by Dr. Badwrench February 22, 2008

assal

Of or pertaining to the ass in its entirety.

Anal is to anus as assal is to ass

Assal horizontology

by Dr. Badwrench December 18, 2008

wooden music

Acoustic music, from the largely wood instruments such as acoustic guitars and basses, banjos, fiddles, dobros, etc.

Acoustic Sunrise on KFOG plays a lot of great wooden music.

by Dr. Badwrench March 29, 2008

franistan

A fictitious or unknown auto part.

Well, your franistan housing is cracked. We're looking at about $1500 total, parts and labor.

by Dr. Badwrench July 14, 2007

skel

A street person, homeless or bum, especially a beggar or revolting vagrant. From the Dutch "skelder", to cheat. Usage more common on the East Coast.

Some fuckin' skel shit on my front stoop! Buncha fuckin' savages!

by Dr. Badwrench July 15, 2007

dittybop

A radio operator, usually military or HAM. From the sounds of transmitted Morse code.

Bob was a Navy dittybop.

by Dr. Badwrench April 16, 2008