48 definitions by dr. badwrench

French key

European slang for a Crescent wrench.

I need the damn French Key, this socket is too big.

by dr. badwrench August 1, 2008

Doom Cock

A large, long-barreled, high-power handgun, preferably a revolver. From the comic book Preacher where the villain, Starr gets his junk bitten off by a trained Rottweiler and compensates with an obsession with large handguns. He stands in front of the mirror, holding his gun at groin level, saying "doom cock".

Doom cock.
DOOM COCK!
DOOOOOOM COOOOOOCK!!!!!!!!!

That .500 S&W is a fucking doom cock.
Here's where Dirty Harry pulls his doom cock.

by dr. badwrench April 5, 2008

redneck engineering

The use of unorthodox methods and tools to build, modify or repair machinery, vehicles, etc, usually with little regard to finesse or technique.

Common tools include: sledgehammers, cutting torches, arc welders, come-alongs, jacks, porta-power kits, large prybars, sawzalls, lengths of pipe and 2 X 4s

So named for the stereotypical redneck who fixes things through brute force and duct tape.

The popular TV shows Monster Garage and Junkyard Wars often feature great masterpieces of redneck engineering

by dr. badwrench September 22, 2006

skel

A street person, homeless or bum, especially a beggar or revolting vagrant. From the Dutch "skelder", to cheat. Usage more common on the East Coast.

Some fuckin' skel shit on my front stoop! Buncha fuckin' savages!

by dr. badwrench June 18, 2007

brownie film

toilet paper, especially cheap one-ply

We need another roll of brownie film in the shitter!

by dr. badwrench June 25, 2006

blue tip wrench

oxyacetylene cutting torch

"blue tip" from the blue torch flame
"wrench" for the tool's versatility and the speed at which it can be used to disassemble damn near anything

A favorite of "redneck engineers"

Also called a smokewrench

Fuck! The damn bolt's froze solid! Gimme the blue tip wrench, I'll get that fucker loose!

by dr. badwrench September 22, 2006

gloom cow

A fat, repellant, female goth.

Check out that gloom cow! Man, fat death is some scary shit!

by dr. badwrench June 24, 2006