34 definitions by dr. shatner

Ice Cold Shit

Something said or done that causes the black guy standing next to you to say:

"That's some ice cold shit, <name>!"

by dr. shatner June 6, 2004

Gibbs Girl

That red-hot redhead that does the TV commercials for Katharine Gibbs Business School.

Lord, before I die, I need to know what it feels like to slide my cock into the Gibbs Girl.

by dr. shatner June 6, 2004

Carb Face

A fat or puffy face.

"Check out the carb face on that chick."

by dr. shatner June 6, 2004

Bone Yard

Slang for graveyard.

I wonder what happens when they fill up that boneyard?

by dr. shatner June 6, 2004

Thirteenth Grade

Community college; where the underachievers go after high school.

"What you going to go when you graduate?" "I'm going to Union County College." "Oh. Thirteenth grade."

by dr. shatner June 6, 2004

White Thing

Located in the vagina, a small, pearly white object (NOT semen) of unknown origin and composition. Easier to locate in highly aroused females. If you can't find it, go deeper.

Got me some white thing last night...

by dr. shatner June 6, 2004

Hook Me

Set me up, give it to me, tell me

Jerry'll hook me.

by dr. shatner June 6, 2004