dp's definitions

Jennifer Lopez

highly successful Puerto Rican American who has learned to hire people who can keep her image in the media far beyond the level her talent would otherwise suggest.

Jennifer Lopez was on tv tonight on six different stations just because her marriage is on again/off again/on again/off again. Should we really care so much about celebrities. They are just like us, only rich beyond our wildest imaginations.

by dp September 21, 2003

shlime

word used instead of an answer in a class

teacher: james what is 7x8
me: shlime!

by DP March 30, 2005

wigneck

A wigneck is a is a wigger but has overtones of a redneck

wigger but has redneck tendancies

by dp May 13, 2005

preggie

a pregnant woman

i had sex with someone now im preggie

by dP November 12, 2003

blanket vent

air space caused by another person in the bed sleeping so close that the blankets don't have enough space to sag down and cover the exposed back or shoulder

My wife loves me so much that every night she tucks in the covers to close off the blanket vent.

by dp May 6, 2003

saugatuck seesaw

Group sex in which one has doggystyle sex with two people simultaneously by using a dildo attached to their back. The motion resembles the three way moving like a seesaw.

Can you believe that chase and Jim did the Saugatuck seesaw last weekend?

by DP May 8, 2021

B.A.R.W

Stands for Beached Albino Rhino Whale.

Daaaamn, Rosie O'Donnel is the biggest B.A.RW I've ever seen!!

by dP April 15, 2004