dp's definitions

annivorcery

anniversary of a divorce

My parents' anniversory was last month. Each of them celebrated with their new spouses.

by dp January 19, 2005

pitching up

people gathering for an event or activity - origin Nigella Lawson, British chef

Before I knew it, 15 friends came pitching up for dinner.

by dp June 24, 2003

printy

of or pertaining to the printy mind of DP Houck when interpreting events, ideas, people, places, or really ANYTHING in his own unique way

On a rainy day, the diagonally falling rain was described as "rain falling at a non-straight angle"

by dp February 1, 2005

preggie

a pregnant woman

i had sex with someone now im preggie

by dP November 12, 2003

blanket vent

air space caused by another person in the bed sleeping so close that the blankets don't have enough space to sag down and cover the exposed back or shoulder

My wife loves me so much that every night she tucks in the covers to close off the blanket vent.

by dp May 6, 2003

saugatuck seesaw

Group sex in which one has doggystyle sex with two people simultaneously by using a dildo attached to their back. The motion resembles the three way moving like a seesaw.

Can you believe that chase and Jim did the Saugatuck seesaw last weekend?

by DP May 8, 2021

Dream Date

Vanessa Anderson

by DP November 7, 2003