dp's definitions

B.A.R.W

Stands for Beached Albino Rhino Whale.

Daaaamn, Rosie O'Donnel is the biggest B.A.RW I've ever seen!!

by dP April 15, 2004

benifer

tabloid combination of celeb names - Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez

Several grocery store rags just reported the Benifer wedding planned for last weekend in Santa Barbara has been permanently delayed because JLo requested a prenuptual agreement.

by dp September 14, 2003

behrad

A young turkish man who enjoys cruising in his BMW and driving on the opposite side of the road. He is alluded to believe poeple like him, however this is far from true. They simply use him to get into his Prom After Parties (which are good if you avoid seeing him all night).

My name is Behrad and I'm a waste!

by DP April 23, 2005

hooped

caught in a situation that has no obvious solution

We are kind of hooped because the guy to interview you doesn't come in to work for another two hours.

by dp June 11, 2003

pitching up

people gathering for an event or activity - origin Nigella Lawson, British chef

Before I knew it, 15 friends came pitching up for dinner.

by dp June 24, 2003

Jennifer Lopez

highly successful Puerto Rican American who has learned to hire people who can keep her image in the media far beyond the level her talent would otherwise suggest.

Jennifer Lopez was on tv tonight on six different stations just because her marriage is on again/off again/on again/off again. Should we really care so much about celebrities. They are just like us, only rich beyond our wildest imaginations.

by dp September 21, 2003

Dream Date

Vanessa Anderson

by DP November 7, 2003