douchebag's definitions

vibrator

A vibrator is a dildo that vibrates.

"Some vibrators actually have remote controls and multiple vibration settings."

by Douchebag February 8, 2003

porno

Porno is the relaxing pics of naked chicks and babes that you look at while masturbating

"I looked at the porno in the magazine and when asked i said:"What i like to read the articles!!!""

by Douchebag February 7, 2003

streaker

Someone who goes running(usually in the night because they are pussily afraid of being seen) naked.

Douche:Look at the streaker!!!

by Douchebag February 5, 2004

queef-biscuit

A biscuit that a woman queefs on.

"I just queefed on that biscuit, making it a queef biscuit!!!"

by Douchebag March 11, 2003

sex slave

Someone who is a slave to another for sex.

Yes, that is correct, she is my sex slave!!!

by Douchebag February 7, 2003

Titan

Nissan's new full-size truck...with it's 5.6L V8, it produces 305 HP and 379 lb-ft of torque and a 9500 lb max towing capacity, also a 5-speed automatic(boo)...

Dude...Nissan Titan beats the new Dodge HEMI on the drag strip, including every other test on a truck...

Hell, even the Ford SVT F-150 Lightning would beat a HEMI...

by Douchebag February 5, 2004

sperm

A sperm is what comes out of the penis during intercourse(or ejaculation for that matter).

"During intercourse, the male's penis begins to produce and output sperm."

by Douchebag February 7, 2003