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lancer evolution

In 1992, Mitsubishi came out with the first Lancer Evolution, powered by a 2L, 250 hp turbocharged-intercooled 4G63 engine with all wheel drive and weighed 2574 lbs. The Evolution began to advance through the EVO II with 260 hp, increasing turbo boost pressure, the EVO III with 270 hp and a second intercooler, and a larger rear wing, to the EVO IV with the new twin-scroll turbo, to the EVO V, with it's aluminum spoiler, to the EVO VI with a twinwing spoiler, including a Tommi Makinen version, a heavier car, to the EVO VII with the new Active Center Differential, to the nicely made EVO VIII...EVO's are a great car because they are a 4 cylinder with 276 hp and 289 lb-ft stock and are capable of competing with higher classes of cars, such as the Corvette(I shit you not, I saw a stock EVO VIII outrun a stock Corvette)...
EVO's rule!!!
by Douchebag February 28, 2004
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sperm

A sperm is what comes out of the penis during intercourse(or ejaculation for that matter).
"During intercourse, the male's penis begins to produce and output sperm."
by Douchebag February 7, 2003
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donkey fucker

A donkey fucker is one who fucks donkeys.
Penis: Hey, Vagina, someone did it again. They posted another word without defining it.
Vagina: Yes, Penis, they sure did.
by Douchebag February 8, 2003
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ed edd n eddy

Ed also has no chin...
Edd also has an enormous chin...
this is the funniest show on television as Ed is a moron...
Ed, Edd n Eddy is funny...they do the stupidest stuff ever...haha...
by Douchebag February 28, 2004
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titty tucker

What the above stupidasses are trying to define is titty fuck(er)...a titty tucker is a girl who tucks her breasts in to make them look smaller, as not to attract as many males.
BLOCKHEADS!!!
STUPID ASSES!!!
MORONs!!!
by Douchebag March 16, 2004
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pecker

A pecker is the end or tip of a penis.
Vagina:"Dude, Penis, your pecker is turning red!!!"
Penis:"I know, I'm blushing!!!"
by Douchebag March 2, 2003
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eating out

Eating out is when someone starts to lick or bite a pussy or vagina.
"Yes, dear, he's eating me out right now!!!"
by Douchebag February 10, 2003
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