douchebag's definitions

vibrator

A vibrator is a dildo that vibrates.

"Some vibrators actually have remote controls and multiple vibration settings."

by Douchebag February 8, 2003

ball hair

Ball hair is a mishap of scrotum hair, which is hair on the scrotum.

Penis: Hey, Vagina, did you know that stupid people call pubes ball hairs or scrotum hairs.
Vagina: No, Penis, I did not. Wow, they are dumb.

by Douchebag February 8, 2003

donkey fucker

A donkey fucker is one who fucks donkeys.

Penis: Hey, Vagina, someone did it again. They posted another word without defining it.
Vagina: Yes, Penis, they sure did.

by Douchebag February 8, 2003

eating out

Eating out is when someone starts to lick or bite a pussy or vagina.

"Yes, dear, he's eating me out right now!!!"

by Douchebag February 10, 2003

Yokozuna

To jump ass first onto someone's face. Usually most successful if the person is asleep, as to take them by surprise, and get their face all nasty and smelly.

Penis:"Dude!!! Watch me yokozuna Vagina!!!"
Vagina:"Qffdnmmmphhhkpdh!!!"

by Douchebag February 25, 2003

pecker

A pecker is the end or tip of a penis.

Vagina:"Dude, Penis, your pecker is turning red!!!"
Penis:"I know, I'm blushing!!!"

by Douchebag March 2, 2003

queef-biscuit

A biscuit that a woman queefs on.

"I just queefed on that biscuit, making it a queef biscuit!!!"

by Douchebag March 11, 2003