douchebag's definitions

streaker

Someone who goes running(usually in the night because they are pussily afraid of being seen) naked.

Douche:Look at the streaker!!!

by Douchebag February 5, 2004

queef-biscuit

A biscuit that a woman queefs on.

"I just queefed on that biscuit, making it a queef biscuit!!!"

by Douchebag March 11, 2003

Titan

Nissan's new full-size truck...with it's 5.6L V8, it produces 305 HP and 379 lb-ft of torque and a 9500 lb max towing capacity, also a 5-speed automatic(boo)...

Dude...Nissan Titan beats the new Dodge HEMI on the drag strip, including every other test on a truck...

Hell, even the Ford SVT F-150 Lightning would beat a HEMI...

by Douchebag February 5, 2004

titty tucker

What the above stupidasses are trying to define is titty fuck(er)...a titty tucker is a girl who tucks her breasts in to make them look smaller, as not to attract as many males.

BLOCKHEADS!!!
STUPID ASSES!!!
MORONs!!!

by Douchebag March 16, 2004

sperm

A sperm is what comes out of the penis during intercourse(or ejaculation for that matter).

"During intercourse, the male's penis begins to produce and output sperm."

by Douchebag February 7, 2003

donkey fucker

A donkey fucker is one who fucks donkeys.

Penis: Hey, Vagina, someone did it again. They posted another word without defining it.
Vagina: Yes, Penis, they sure did.

by Douchebag February 8, 2003

eating out

Eating out is when someone starts to lick or bite a pussy or vagina.

"Yes, dear, he's eating me out right now!!!"

by Douchebag February 10, 2003