douchebag's definitions

sperm

A sperm is what comes out of the penis during intercourse(or ejaculation for that matter).

"During intercourse, the male's penis begins to produce and output sperm."

by Douchebag February 7, 2003

donkey fucker

A donkey fucker is one who fucks donkeys.

Penis: Hey, Vagina, someone did it again. They posted another word without defining it.
Vagina: Yes, Penis, they sure did.

by Douchebag February 8, 2003

D-Unit

In reference to a dick, also known as a penis.

Dude, what I wouldn't give to put my D-unit in her c-unt.

by Douchebag September 19, 2003

pecker

A pecker is the end or tip of a penis.

Vagina:"Dude, Penis, your pecker is turning red!!!"
Penis:"I know, I'm blushing!!!"

by Douchebag March 2, 2003

titty tucker

What the above stupidasses are trying to define is titty fuck(er)...a titty tucker is a girl who tucks her breasts in to make them look smaller, as not to attract as many males.

BLOCKHEADS!!!
STUPID ASSES!!!
MORONs!!!

by Douchebag March 16, 2004

ed edd n eddy

Ed also has no chin...
Edd also has an enormous chin...
this is the funniest show on television as Ed is a moron...

Ed, Edd n Eddy is funny...they do the stupidest stuff ever...haha...

by Douchebag February 28, 2004

eating out

Eating out is when someone starts to lick or bite a pussy or vagina.

"Yes, dear, he's eating me out right now!!!"

by Douchebag February 10, 2003