the cheapest version of products found in tesco stores
tescos own brand products
ridiculously cheap prices but the quality of the product is usually sh*t
guy 1: wtf is wrong with these batteries... i took one photo then they ran out
guy 2: tesco value batteries?
guy 1: yup
girl 1: omg this shower gel stinks, what is it?!
girl 2: tesco value duh
bill: woah check it out you can get baked beans for 9p!
bob: yeah bill, they're tesco value, they suck
the dyslexics way of spelling awkward
i cant spell the word orquad
there was an orquad silence
women who has blondish curly hair and gets to make all the water features on bbc's ground force
famous for never wearing a bra
pervert: woah! check it out you can see that girls tits!
perverts friend: yeah thats charlie dimmock
the breaking of wind from someones bum
"whats that smell??"
"jerry just did a bum bum blast"
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