A stupid substice that is cleanses everywhere (supposedly). But really it is like a jelloee paste plopped on your hair... Just sayin. Anyway... Why would you search this up? Need a good definition to search up? Search up: Pineapple.
"Ahh bro, did you use shower gel for shampoo and conditioner again?" "Yeah, ya like it?" "No, it's stupid and doesn't clean your hair at all." "Stupid Shower Gel"
by Melody Hyckes March 4, 2014
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A shower gel suppose to have some ingredient to make all girls around you express their "whore gene", a gene located in the X chromosome.
Axe shower gel got me, an weak Asian guy laid.
by Mgccl June 5, 2007
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A shower gel so manly it has XY chromosomes.
It is illegal in Poland for lumberjacks not to wash with Original Source Mint shower gel.

The VIRGIN Mary used original source... Look what happened.
by Nylow March 2, 2012
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A symptom of showering tierd -

When one showers in a reduced state of awakeness that they momentarily forget the application of shower gel and therefore are caught in an infinite loop of reapplying shower gel.
Mark: Adam was never seen again, legend has it his skin was bright red when they found him.

Leo: Ah the Shower Gel Paradox it's becoming an epidemic.
by MrDeeny May 23, 2023
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