2 definitions by dontjokingme

confituate

verb-transitive: the act of placing one's lips on an object, namely another person's lips/body part or an inanimate object.

note*: created because all of the other words for kissing are awkward. ex: smooch, kiss, make out

"i love it when we confituate." - john
"i dont" - mark

"please dont confituate me there" - donald

by dontjokingme December 16, 2007

Debaclypse

Epic fail followed by epic fail followed by epic fail....

Joe: yesterday i was at a party where i just stood by the wall and everyone ignored me
Ted: wow that sucks
Joe: it was my birthday party
Ted: DEBACLYPSE!

by dontjokingme February 21, 2009