domonic's definitions

Rhetorical Statement

Any statement that is intended to not have any feedback, output, or response to it. They aren't usually meant to be funny, but when they are, they're normally just considered sarcasm, and are left trailing off.

1)
A) Damn it's hot outside.
B) I know.
A) Thanks for responding, that was a rhetorical statement.

2)
A) Wow, that chick has huge...
B) Boobs?
A) Killed it, B.

by Domonic May 21, 2008

T.U.G.I.E.S.

An acronym, that is conveniently pronounced. It stands for The-Ugliest-Girl-I've-Ever-Seen. My personal TUGIES was discovered in the Spring of 2006 at Tualatin High.

(True Story) Bobby, that's the girl that I was telling you about! It's T.U.G.I.E.S.! (Bobby vomits in his mouth and swallows it)

by Domonic October 15, 2007

Schweg

The verb form of segway.

I see a man Schweg everyday to get to the bus stop, where he then commutes via public transit to work at Intel.

by Domonic March 18, 2009

Sheflex

Any reflex that girls have (much more common with spazzes), in which they let out a high-pitched scream, jump back unnecessarily, hit someone/something, etc. In all cases, it is just an overreaction to something simple.

"Hey, did you see me scare Brittany over there?"

"Yea, but her sheflexes reacted, and she kicked you in the balls."

by Domonic April 9, 2008

Facebook

Synonym for Cancer.

Facebook is killing everyone on it.

by Domonic June 6, 2011

Vagrenaline

The chemical in a woman's body that causes her to be the loudest thing in the vicinity. It is released by anger, usually by men.

Note that women are not physically altered by vagrenaline, unlike adrenaline released by men.

So, I have Jill the money to go and pay the electric bill last week. Now, our power's turned off. It turns out, she went out and bought a coach bag with that money. When I confronted her about it, her body released its vagrenaline, and she just started screaming at me, which was painful on the ear drums, so I just went to Jiggles.

by Domonic November 7, 2008

Myspace

1) A virus that is taking over people's lives all over the world. People lose their jobs, fail classes, etc just because of the website.

2) A way for people to get famous if they are hot enough, but too lazy to get a real job before they become a Myspace whore.

1) Have you been infected by Myspace? Yea, but unfortunately, I'm not going to UCLA anymore.

2) A few examples: Tila Tequila; Joe Hollywood

by Domonic January 1, 2008