domonic's definitions

Schweg

The verb form of segway.

I see a man Schweg everyday to get to the bus stop, where he then commutes via public transit to work at Intel.

by Domonic March 18, 2009

Suburbanegro

An African-American that lives in the suburbs, or a mostly white-populated town. Could also be considered the exact opposite of the ghetto/projects.

Ever since I moved to Tualatin 16 years ago, I've been a suburbanegro.

by Domonic January 20, 2009

Cat

Any person that walks into you without saying "excuse me" or acknowledging the fact that it happened. Derived from when cats do this to humans. Also, can be used flirtatiously.

When I was in the break room, I held the door open for Bekah with my back; however, she still happened to cat up against me when walking through the room with a smile.

by Domonic October 5, 2009

Myspace

1) A virus that is taking over people's lives all over the world. People lose their jobs, fail classes, etc just because of the website.

2) A way for people to get famous if they are hot enough, but too lazy to get a real job before they become a Myspace whore.

1) Have you been infected by Myspace? Yea, but unfortunately, I'm not going to UCLA anymore.

2) A few examples: Tila Tequila; Joe Hollywood

by Domonic January 1, 2008

Vagrenaline

The chemical in a woman's body that causes her to be the loudest thing in the vicinity. It is released by anger, usually by men.

Note that women are not physically altered by vagrenaline, unlike adrenaline released by men.

So, I have Jill the money to go and pay the electric bill last week. Now, our power's turned off. It turns out, she went out and bought a coach bag with that money. When I confronted her about it, her body released its vagrenaline, and she just started screaming at me, which was painful on the ear drums, so I just went to Jiggles.

by Domonic November 7, 2008

Rhetorical Statement

Any statement that is intended to not have any feedback, output, or response to it. They aren't usually meant to be funny, but when they are, they're normally just considered sarcasm, and are left trailing off.

1)
A) Damn it's hot outside.
B) I know.
A) Thanks for responding, that was a rhetorical statement.

2)
A) Wow, that chick has huge...
B) Boobs?
A) Killed it, B.

by Domonic May 21, 2008

Mexplode

When an area, previously dominated by white people, suddenly becomes overpopulated with Mexicans.

Well, in Tualatin, you have the areas by the high school that are fairly white...but, like the rest of Tualatin, these areas will Mexplode by 2010.

by Domonic February 22, 2009