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Any reflex that girls have (much more common with spazzes), in which they let out a high-pitched scream, jump back unnecessarily, hit someone/something, etc. In all cases, it is just an overreaction to something simple.
"Hey, did you see me scare Brittany over there?"
"Yea, but her sheflexes reacted, and she kicked you in the balls."
"Yea, but her sheflexes reacted, and she kicked you in the balls."
by Domonic April 9, 2008
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by Domonic March 18, 2009
Get the Schweg mug.Surfing a social network, and (whether intentional or no premeditation) hating on peoples' pictures. Obviously you don't post a comment, but you may tell a friend or two to check out this person, and how you think they're fake. Although it can happen with anybody, it is more common in people with ovaries.
Brit: Omg, did you see Hannah's new pictures? She's wearing A&F clothes, but she always talks about how she hates preppy clothes.
Dave: I don't care, at all. Quit with your masturhation. All you've been doing for the past 30 minutes is complaining about other girls on myspace.
Dave: I don't care, at all. Quit with your masturhation. All you've been doing for the past 30 minutes is complaining about other girls on myspace.
by Domonic February 16, 2009
Get the Masturhation mug.The theory that states (or implies) that college girls say that their "perfect man" is nice, and treats them like a woman; however, all college girls actually enjoy being mistreated in every way except for being cheated on (secretly, every human knows that women crave attention, whether or not they show it or not).
Jon: What the hell, man? I've always been nice to Erica, and she knows I like her. I even bought her earrings with her chocolate and roses for Valentine's day. But she never really acknowledged me...until recently. I've just been ignoring her and not paying attention to her. Now she texts me just to say hi.
Brian: Yea, it's the college girl theory in full effect. She misses the attention, and is now more attracted to you than ever.
Brian: Yea, it's the college girl theory in full effect. She misses the attention, and is now more attracted to you than ever.
by Domonic February 21, 2009
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A)Wow, did you see that gas station? The gas was $7.00/gal.
B)Yea, it was just a desperation station, because the next gas station is 30 miles away.
B)Yea, it was just a desperation station, because the next gas station is 30 miles away.
by Domonic July 4, 2008
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Joe: Did you hear that? It sounded like a bomb!
Erick: Yea! What should we do?
Joe: Not sure...but did you how fast we hit the ground? We have amazing Weflexes!
Joe: Did you hear that? It sounded like a bomb!
Erick: Yea! What should we do?
Joe: Not sure...but did you how fast we hit the ground? We have amazing Weflexes!
by Domonic July 6, 2008
Get the Weflex mug.When gaming online, the point in which there is evidence, beyond reasonable doubt (by the average gamer), that a Tea Baging is about to occur. Whether or not you are on the receiving or giving side, you know that's goin' down.
1337 Sniper: Dammit Tony, I just got No-Scoped.
1337 BR: Yea, he's already Pre-Bagging you.
1337 Sniper: How can you tell?
1337 BR: He's running towards your body, looking down, and bouncing as he approaches...Okay, now he's Tea Bagging you.
1337 BR: Yea, he's already Pre-Bagging you.
1337 Sniper: How can you tell?
1337 BR: He's running towards your body, looking down, and bouncing as he approaches...Okay, now he's Tea Bagging you.
by Domonic August 7, 2008
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