domonic's definitions

T.U.G.I.E.S.

An acronym, that is conveniently pronounced. It stands for The-Ugliest-Girl-I've-Ever-Seen. My personal TUGIES was discovered in the Spring of 2006 at Tualatin High.

(True Story) Bobby, that's the girl that I was telling you about! It's T.U.G.I.E.S.! (Bobby vomits in his mouth and swallows it)

by Domonic October 15, 2007

Schweg

The verb form of segway.

I see a man Schweg everyday to get to the bus stop, where he then commutes via public transit to work at Intel.

by Domonic March 18, 2009

Facebook

Synonym for Cancer.

Facebook is killing everyone on it.

by Domonic June 6, 2011

Masturhation

Surfing a social network, and (whether intentional or no premeditation) hating on peoples' pictures. Obviously you don't post a comment, but you may tell a friend or two to check out this person, and how you think they're fake. Although it can happen with anybody, it is more common in people with ovaries.

Brit: Omg, did you see Hannah's new pictures? She's wearing A&F clothes, but she always talks about how she hates preppy clothes.

Dave: I don't care, at all. Quit with your masturhation. All you've been doing for the past 30 minutes is complaining about other girls on myspace.

by Domonic February 16, 2009

Cat

Any person that walks into you without saying "excuse me" or acknowledging the fact that it happened. Derived from when cats do this to humans. Also, can be used flirtatiously.

When I was in the break room, I held the door open for Bekah with my back; however, she still happened to cat up against me when walking through the room with a smile.

by Domonic October 5, 2009

Vagrenaline

The chemical in a woman's body that causes her to be the loudest thing in the vicinity. It is released by anger, usually by men.

Note that women are not physically altered by vagrenaline, unlike adrenaline released by men.

So, I have Jill the money to go and pay the electric bill last week. Now, our power's turned off. It turns out, she went out and bought a coach bag with that money. When I confronted her about it, her body released its vagrenaline, and she just started screaming at me, which was painful on the ear drums, so I just went to Jiggles.

by Domonic November 7, 2008

Black Irish

1)
Irish people that are either dark-skinned, or have dark hair. Contrasting to what some people think, it's not AT ALL related to African-Americans. Which means, that Stuart, whatever you are, you're not black, and have no right to say you are. Also

2)
Also, very dark Irish Creme-flavored coffee.

WARNING: THIS EXAMPLE IS A REAL CONVERSATION.
1)
Stuart: "Actually Dom, I am part black."

Dom: "No you're not. You are part retarded."

Stuart: "No seriously! My grandpa is black Irish."

Dom: "Okay. But how did Africans get to Ireland? My people sure as hell didn't swim there. If we won't get in a bath tub, we sure as hell won't jump in an ocean."

Stuart: "I'm not sure, but either way, I'm part African-American."

Dom: "Whatever, your skin looks like paper, and your hair isn't even as dark as my skin. Bye Stuart...but watch what you say since you're 'black'. I'll still kick your ass if you say it."

2)
"Coffee today, ma'm?"
"Sure, black Irish, please."

by Domonic January 29, 2007