Any reflex that girls have (much more common with spazzes), in which they let out a high-pitched scream, jump back unnecessarily, hit someone/something, etc. In all cases, it is just an overreaction to something simple.
"Hey, did you see me scare Brittany over there?"
"Yea, but her sheflexes reacted, and she kicked you in the balls."
"Yea, but her sheflexes reacted, and she kicked you in the balls."
by Domonic April 09, 2008
Get the Sheflexmug. I see a man Schweg everyday to get to the bus stop, where he then commutes via public transit to work at Intel.
by Domonic March 18, 2009
Get the Schwegmug. 
BOOM!
Joe: Did you hear that? It sounded like a bomb!
Erick: Yea! What should we do?
Joe: Not sure...but did you how fast we hit the ground? We have amazing Weflexes!
Joe: Did you hear that? It sounded like a bomb!
Erick: Yea! What should we do?
Joe: Not sure...but did you how fast we hit the ground? We have amazing Weflexes!
by Domonic July 06, 2008
Get the Weflexmug. The theory that states (or implies) that college girls say that their "perfect man" is nice, and treats them like a woman; however, all college girls actually enjoy being mistreated in every way except for being cheated on (secretly, every human knows that women crave attention, whether or not they show it or not).
Jon: What the hell, man? I've always been nice to Erica, and she knows I like her. I even bought her earrings with her chocolate and roses for Valentine's day. But she never really acknowledged me...until recently. I've just been ignoring her and not paying attention to her. Now she texts me just to say hi.
Brian: Yea, it's the college girl theory in full effect. She misses the attention, and is now more attracted to you than ever.
Brian: Yea, it's the college girl theory in full effect. She misses the attention, and is now more attracted to you than ever.
by Domonic February 21, 2009
Get the College Girl Theorymug. An African-American that lives in the suburbs, or a mostly white-populated town. Could also be considered the exact opposite of the ghetto/projects.
by Domonic January 20, 2009
Get the Suburbanegromug. Any statement that is intended to not have any feedback, output, or response to it. They aren't usually meant to be funny, but when they are, they're normally just considered sarcasm, and are left trailing off.
1)
A) Damn it's hot outside.
B) I know.
A) Thanks for responding, that was a rhetorical statement.
2)
A) Wow, that chick has huge...
B) Boobs?
A) Killed it, B.
A) Damn it's hot outside.
B) I know.
A) Thanks for responding, that was a rhetorical statement.
2)
A) Wow, that chick has huge...
B) Boobs?
A) Killed it, B.
by Domonic May 21, 2008
Get the Rhetorical Statementmug.