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Facebook

Facebook is killing everyone on it.
by Domonic June 6, 2011
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Schweg

The verb form of segway.
I see a man Schweg everyday to get to the bus stop, where he then commutes via public transit to work at Intel.
by Domonic March 18, 2009
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Sexcellent

An adjective used to describe someone who consistently deliver good sex, or just a description of having the best sex ever. Can also be used in any form.
My girlfriend says I'm sexcellent.

I piss sexcellence.
by Domonic January 29, 2009
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Rhetorical Statement

Any statement that is intended to not have any feedback, output, or response to it. They aren't usually meant to be funny, but when they are, they're normally just considered sarcasm, and are left trailing off.
1)
A) Damn it's hot outside.
B) I know.
A) Thanks for responding, that was a rhetorical statement.

2)
A) Wow, that chick has huge...
B) Boobs?
A) Killed it, B.
by Domonic May 21, 2008
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Masturhation

Surfing a social network, and (whether intentional or no premeditation) hating on peoples' pictures. Obviously you don't post a comment, but you may tell a friend or two to check out this person, and how you think they're fake. Although it can happen with anybody, it is more common in people with ovaries.
Brit: Omg, did you see Hannah's new pictures? She's wearing A&F clothes, but she always talks about how she hates preppy clothes.

Dave: I don't care, at all. Quit with your masturhation. All you've been doing for the past 30 minutes is complaining about other girls on myspace.
by Domonic February 16, 2009
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Cough Drop

An oral cumshot, preferably while deep-throating.
My girlfriend told me that she needed a cough drop...I got it right in her throat.
by Domonic March 20, 2008
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Mansformer

A person who is, during the day, a man; however, by night, this person actually roams the street corners turning tricks. Unfortunately, he doesn't make too much money, because once the John finds out that his trick has a penis, the mansformer is ejected from the car...in most cases.
Joe: Okay, man. You can't tell anybody about this...

Bob: Okay...what?

Joe: So, uh, last night, I was on Burnside, and I picked up this chick...

Bob: Sweet man, how was she?

Joe: She had a dick bigger than mine...

Bob: What the fuck? I hope you kick his ass!

Joe: Well, this is the part that you can't tell anyone about...

Bob: You fucked a mansformer...faggot.
by Domonic March 30, 2009
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