Cat

Any person that walks into you without saying "excuse me" or acknowledging the fact that it happened. Derived from when cats do this to humans. Also, can be used flirtatiously.
When I was in the break room, I held the door open for Bekah with my back; however, she still happened to cat up against me when walking through the room with a smile.
by Domonic October 5, 2009
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Facebook

Facebook is killing everyone on it.
by Domonic June 6, 2011
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Sheflex

Any reflex that girls have (much more common with spazzes), in which they let out a high-pitched scream, jump back unnecessarily, hit someone/something, etc. In all cases, it is just an overreaction to something simple.
"Hey, did you see me scare Brittany over there?"

"Yea, but her sheflexes reacted, and she kicked you in the balls."
by Domonic April 9, 2008
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Weflex

Any reaction that a group of people/animals have that is in unison and relatively similar.
BOOM!

Joe: Did you hear that? It sounded like a bomb!

Erick: Yea! What should we do?

Joe: Not sure...but did you how fast we hit the ground? We have amazing Weflexes!
by Domonic July 6, 2008
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Suburbanegro

An African-American that lives in the suburbs, or a mostly white-populated town. Could also be considered the exact opposite of the ghetto/projects.
Ever since I moved to Tualatin 16 years ago, I've been a suburbanegro.
by Domonic January 20, 2009
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College Girl Theory

The theory that states (or implies) that college girls say that their "perfect man" is nice, and treats them like a woman; however, all college girls actually enjoy being mistreated in every way except for being cheated on (secretly, every human knows that women crave attention, whether or not they show it or not).
Jon: What the hell, man? I've always been nice to Erica, and she knows I like her. I even bought her earrings with her chocolate and roses for Valentine's day. But she never really acknowledged me...until recently. I've just been ignoring her and not paying attention to her. Now she texts me just to say hi.

Brian: Yea, it's the college girl theory in full effect. She misses the attention, and is now more attracted to you than ever.
by Domonic February 21, 2009
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Black Irish

1)
Irish people that are either dark-skinned, or have dark hair. Contrasting to what some people think, it's not AT ALL related to African-Americans. Which means, that Stuart, whatever you are, you're not black, and have no right to say you are. Also

2)
Also, very dark Irish Creme-flavored coffee.
WARNING: THIS EXAMPLE IS A REAL CONVERSATION.
1)
Stuart: "Actually Dom, I am part black."

Dom: "No you're not. You are part retarded."

Stuart: "No seriously! My grandpa is black Irish."

Dom: "Okay. But how did Africans get to Ireland? My people sure as hell didn't swim there. If we won't get in a bath tub, we sure as hell won't jump in an ocean."

Stuart: "I'm not sure, but either way, I'm part African-American."

Dom: "Whatever, your skin looks like paper, and your hair isn't even as dark as my skin. Bye Stuart...but watch what you say since you're 'black'. I'll still kick your ass if you say it."

2)
"Coffee today, ma'm?"
"Sure, black Irish, please."
by Domonic January 29, 2007
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