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The theory that states (or implies) that college girls say that their "perfect man" is nice, and treats them like a woman; however, all college girls actually enjoy being mistreated in every way except for being cheated on (secretly, every human knows that women crave attention, whether or not they show it or not).
Jon: What the hell, man? I've always been nice to Erica, and she knows I like her. I even bought her earrings with her chocolate and roses for Valentine's day. But she never really acknowledged me...until recently. I've just been ignoring her and not paying attention to her. Now she texts me just to say hi.
Brian: Yea, it's the college girl theory in full effect. She misses the attention, and is now more attracted to you than ever.
Brian: Yea, it's the college girl theory in full effect. She misses the attention, and is now more attracted to you than ever.
by Domonic February 21, 2009
Get the College Girl Theorymug. An oral cumshot, preferably while deep-throating.
by Domonic March 20, 2008
Get the Cough Dropmug. A person who is, during the day, a man; however, by night, this person actually roams the street corners turning tricks. Unfortunately, he doesn't make too much money, because once the John finds out that his trick has a penis, the mansformer is ejected from the car...in most cases.
Joe: Okay, man. You can't tell anybody about this...
Bob: Okay...what?
Joe: So, uh, last night, I was on Burnside, and I picked up this chick...
Bob: Sweet man, how was she?
Joe: She had a dick bigger than mine...
Bob: What the fuck? I hope you kick his ass!
Joe: Well, this is the part that you can't tell anyone about...
Bob: You fucked a mansformer...faggot.
Bob: Okay...what?
Joe: So, uh, last night, I was on Burnside, and I picked up this chick...
Bob: Sweet man, how was she?
Joe: She had a dick bigger than mine...
Bob: What the fuck? I hope you kick his ass!
Joe: Well, this is the part that you can't tell anyone about...
Bob: You fucked a mansformer...faggot.
by Domonic March 30, 2009
Get the Mansformermug. When gaming online, the point in which there is evidence, beyond reasonable doubt (by the average gamer), that a Tea Baging is about to occur. Whether or not you are on the receiving or giving side, you know that's goin' down.
1337 Sniper: Dammit Tony, I just got No-Scoped.
1337 BR: Yea, he's already Pre-Bagging you.
1337 Sniper: How can you tell?
1337 BR: He's running towards your body, looking down, and bouncing as he approaches...Okay, now he's Tea Bagging you.
1337 BR: Yea, he's already Pre-Bagging you.
1337 Sniper: How can you tell?
1337 BR: He's running towards your body, looking down, and bouncing as he approaches...Okay, now he's Tea Bagging you.
by Domonic August 7, 2008
Get the Pre-Bagmug. An adjective used to describe someone who consistently deliver good sex, or just a description of having the best sex ever. Can also be used in any form.
by Domonic January 29, 2009
Get the Sexcellentmug. An acronym, that is conveniently pronounced. It stands for The-Ugliest-Girl-I've-Ever-Seen. My personal TUGIES was discovered in the Spring of 2006 at Tualatin High.
(True Story) Bobby, that's the girl that I was telling you about! It's T.U.G.I.E.S.! (Bobby vomits in his mouth and swallows it)
by Domonic October 15, 2007
Get the T.U.G.I.E.S.mug. I see a man Schweg everyday to get to the bus stop, where he then commutes via public transit to work at Intel.
by Domonic March 18, 2009
Get the Schwegmug.