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The theory that states (or implies) that college girls say that their "perfect man" is nice, and treats them like a woman; however, all college girls actually enjoy being mistreated in every way except for being cheated on (secretly, every human knows that women crave attention, whether or not they show it or not).
Jon: What the hell, man? I've always been nice to Erica, and she knows I like her. I even bought her earrings with her chocolate and roses for Valentine's day. But she never really acknowledged me...until recently. I've just been ignoring her and not paying attention to her. Now she texts me just to say hi.
Brian: Yea, it's the college girl theory in full effect. She misses the attention, and is now more attracted to you than ever.
Brian: Yea, it's the college girl theory in full effect. She misses the attention, and is now more attracted to you than ever.
by Domonic February 21, 2009
Get the College Girl Theorymug. An acronym, that is conveniently pronounced. It stands for The-Ugliest-Girl-I've-Ever-Seen. My personal TUGIES was discovered in the Spring of 2006 at Tualatin High.
(True Story) Bobby, that's the girl that I was telling you about! It's T.U.G.I.E.S.! (Bobby vomits in his mouth and swallows it)
by Domonic October 15, 2007
Get the T.U.G.I.E.S.mug. I see a man Schweg everyday to get to the bus stop, where he then commutes via public transit to work at Intel.
by Domonic March 18, 2009
Get the Schwegmug. An African-American that lives in the suburbs, or a mostly white-populated town. Could also be considered the exact opposite of the ghetto/projects.
by Domonic January 20, 2009
Get the Suburbanegromug. An adjective used to describe someone who consistently deliver good sex, or just a description of having the best sex ever. Can also be used in any form.
by Domonic January 29, 2009
Get the Sexcellentmug. A person who is, during the day, a man; however, by night, this person actually roams the street corners turning tricks. Unfortunately, he doesn't make too much money, because once the John finds out that his trick has a penis, the mansformer is ejected from the car...in most cases.
Joe: Okay, man. You can't tell anybody about this...
Bob: Okay...what?
Joe: So, uh, last night, I was on Burnside, and I picked up this chick...
Bob: Sweet man, how was she?
Joe: She had a dick bigger than mine...
Bob: What the fuck? I hope you kick his ass!
Joe: Well, this is the part that you can't tell anyone about...
Bob: You fucked a mansformer...faggot.
Bob: Okay...what?
Joe: So, uh, last night, I was on Burnside, and I picked up this chick...
Bob: Sweet man, how was she?
Joe: She had a dick bigger than mine...
Bob: What the fuck? I hope you kick his ass!
Joe: Well, this is the part that you can't tell anyone about...
Bob: You fucked a mansformer...faggot.
by Domonic March 30, 2009
Get the Mansformermug. An oral cumshot, preferably while deep-throating.
by Domonic March 20, 2008
Get the Cough Dropmug.