2 definitions by docswenson

Hoop Stealer

Someone of black skin that steals basketball hoops while you are deployed in afghanistan

Wow look at that hoop stealer hes got 20 inch rims

by docswenson May 8, 2010

Itchy Jarvis

When you didnt wipe good enough and your butthole is really itchy and you have to wipe again, finding you still have poop in your buttcrack (also known as the second wipe)

Dude I didnt wipe good enough I have such an Itchy Jarvis, Ill be back

by docswenson May 8, 2010