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curious tortoise

When you need to go to the toilet so badly that the poo is starting to make an appearance from your bum hole.

Usually accompanied by walking around on tippy-toes and gritting your teeth.
Oh man! Where's the nearest restrooms? I've got a curious tortoise!!
by doc brown June 18, 2007
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depoop

Verb. To remove a prawn's digestive system during the shell peeling process.

A prawn (or shrimp) will normally shit itself when it realises it has just been thrown into boiling water or on a barbecue. Therefore after the prawn is cooked, and you peel off the shell, you will find a string of black stuff running down its back. This can be easily removed by digging the index finger in just behind its head, grabbing the black string-like thing and pulling down towards the tail. This is commonly known as "depooping".
Hey, did you depoop this prawn? I see black stuff !!
by doc brown June 28, 2007
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blow

Verb. (Australian country colloquialism) To pause or rest; take a break from an arduous or mundane task.
Hey Al, you've been drying those dishes for a while now. You wanna blow?
by doc brown September 9, 2007
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scrips

An abbreviation of "scrap chips", scrips are the loose french fries that you find at the bottom of a McDonalds paper bag.

It is important to note that french fries are not defined as scrips until they have fallen out of the fries bag/box, and make their way between the burgers down to the base of the paper bag.

Scrips only become visible after you remove all other items from the bag. Therefore, they are usually eaten after you have finished your burger and french fries. While this means they are normally cooler in temperature than normal french fries, scrips provide the perfect ending to a McDonalds meal, especially when dipped into your chocolate thickshake.
"Oooh look !! Scrips !! Bonus !!"
by doc brown May 20, 2007
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Twisties

Crunchy twisted corn snacks made in Australia by the Smiths Snackfood Company. Twisties have been around for decades and have become an Australian institution much like Vegemite.

Traditional Twisties come in two flavours - the ever popular cheese flavour, and the try-hard chicken flavour. Recently Smiths have tried to leverage the Twisties brand by releasing Twisties Cheese-O's, a blatant rip-off of Cheezels produced by rival company Arnotts, and Twisties Zig-Zags. But nothing compares to the original taste of Cheese Twisties.
by doc brown June 23, 2007
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Cometrumpence

The consequences of voting for Donald Trump & Mike Pence.
If you vote Republican, you'll get your cometrumpence!
by doc brown July 20, 2016
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movie elbow

The visible bruises and inherent soreness one gets in the elbow region after fighting with the person sitting next to them in the cinema over who has resting rights to the common armrest.
"The cinema was soooo crowded I had to sit next to this big dude who hogged the whole freaking armrest. Check out my movie elbow man."
by doc brown July 20, 2008
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