tragic

What Paramount is trying to pass off as Star Trek these days.

See also: Star Trek fans who will gobble up anything Paramount shits in their mouths and not only begs for more, but defends it like a wife would her abusve husband.

by Doc Evil July 26, 2003

Redshirtted

A way to refer to someone getting screwed over by getting an unpleasant task or sheer bad luck.

Coined from the security guards from the original "STAR TREK" because they always got killed on assingment.

"Roger just got totally redshirted. He's gotta clean up the bathroom that the toilet backed up in"

by Doc Evil March 12, 2005

Znort

A mispelling of "Snort" used in association of cocaine use.

"You better stop Zortin' dat P, bro!"

by Doc Evil July 23, 2003

Scan

Verb.

To observe, peruse, check out.

"Wow! Scan that hot babe over there!"

by Doc Evil July 26, 2003

Feldercarb

Bullshit. Originated on the original "Battlestar Galactica" program.

"Read what the Sci-Fi Channel has planned for the 'Battlestar Galactica' revival? Man, what a load of FELDERCARB!"

by Doc Evil July 24, 2003

flatch

Short for "Flatuence"

"Did you just flatch?"

by Doc Evil July 24, 2003

front burner

Something of higher priority.

The Henderson account is on the front burner for today.

by Doc Evil April 15, 2005