After you spend forever jamming
a stupid little
electric buzzer up your nose to trim
the hair, the one or two really long pieces
of nose hair that mysteriously escaped
the razor and sneak out of your nose untouched later in the day.
Bro, I know what your
saying is important, but I just can't stop staring at that
really long hair coming out of your
nose. It even wiggles
a little when you talk... Why don't you trim that
I tried, but those god damn Nose Ninjas are so sneaky!