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People who have extremely close relationships with their dog as a replacement of having a real boyfriend/girlfriend.
Dude you've been checking out Cindy for two weeks, why don't you just ask her on a date?

No man, every conversation we have revolves around her dog all. I'm starting to think she is muttsexual.
by dkinirvine February 15, 2009
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