djkham's definitions

Smilies

Slang for "curb stomp". Gangster move that consists of putting someone's face against a hard surface and stepping on the back of their head, thereby damaging their teeth (and probably a lot more)

If that boy don't pay up, he be gettin' some smilies from big Al.

by DJKham August 17, 2008

purple fuck

Synonym for a cocktail also known as a "purple jesus". Usually made with Vodka, grape juice and ginger ale (variants include blue curacao,southern comfort etc)

That chick is sippin' a purple fuck.

by DJKham August 20, 2008

Manroni

When a man's areola is larger than average, he is said to have "manroni" or "manroni nipples". Anything larger than a toonie is fair game.

Vince, you have some serious manroni action goin' on!

by DJKham March 30, 2009

pregers

Slang for when a woman is pregnant.

Whoa son, yo' bitch is pregers!

by DJKham May 4, 2006

shayte

Slang for the word "Shit".

"That movie was shayte"

by DJKham May 4, 2006

Panty Control

When a man is with a woman who controls his every action, he is said to be under "panty control". This expression is of Patois (Jamaican) origins and dates back to the early 1950's. Synonymous for "pussy-whipped".

Is Jon's girl letting him come out tonight? Nah, the guy's under total panty control!

by DJKham March 24, 2009

jamaican sausage

A Jamaican man's penis.

Every chick wants a piece of the Jamaican Sausage.

by DJKham May 4, 2006