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The greatest man who ever lived. About 2000 years ago he was born in Bethlehem to a woman named Mary and when he grew up he started the Christian religion. He taught the Jews of that day and soon he was delivered by some men who hated him to the Romans and was Crucified. While dying he took all of our sins on him so that God could forgive anyone of us who believes on Him. But he didn't stay dead after three days in the grave he rose again and after some final instructions to his 12 disciples he ascended into heaven and lives there preparing a place for anyone who will receive him. Here's how to receive him. Pray this prayer "Lord Jesus I am a sinner I thank you for dying for my sins I believe you were enough please save my soul In your name I pray amen" If you prayed this prayer and mean it you are saved.
Jesus friend of sinners.
by djbeard December 16, 2017
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The new fastest car in the world. At 300 (or possibly more) mph this car is lit. Made by the same people who made the venom gt ( which actually goes 270 to all u haters out there) made to beat the Bugatti Chiron (which goes 288 or maybe a little faster)
dang bro look at that Hennessey venom f5 that's the fastest car in the world
by djbeard December 16, 2017
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After betraying his tribe he was told by the other tribe's leader "I cant believe you done this"
by djbeard December 16, 2017
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