79 definitions by dj spykerz(scoused out)
when a male ejaculates in his hand and slaps his bitch in the face, in which cum is spread about her face.
gf: dirty bastard u slapped me and my face has ur
bf: really, i just gave u a wet fish slap
gf: wah??
bf: figure it out urself
bf: really, i just gave u a wet fish slap
gf: wah??
bf: figure it out urself
by dj spykerz(scoused out) November 18, 2009
A term used to discribe either
1. a shower that lasts less then a few minutes
2. having a piss really quickly
3. missing the toilet seat whilst having a piss then quickly running off
1. a shower that lasts less then a few minutes
2. having a piss really quickly
3. missing the toilet seat whilst having a piss then quickly running off
by dj spykerz(scoused out) May 25, 2011
someone who shows no signs of getting up off of his sofa, has all his meals delivered to him. he spends most of his days jacking off to cartoon porn - has been known to get up off his sofa but only for the tv remote if he's dropped it or if theres a really shit programme on that he dosent like
person1: my dads such a fucking curtis, every time i see him hes on the sofa
person2: ye my dads like that to
person1: what a pair of douches
person2: ye my dads like that to
person1: what a pair of douches
by dj spykerz(scoused out) June 29, 2009
by dj spykerz(scoused out) July 3, 2009
an urban dictionary editor who is absolutly senseless, tells people not to publish friends names 4 the sake of it and when he sees one he will warn everyone in the chatroom, he then has the cheek to tell everyone not to warn other people for no reason prone to repoting urban dictionary about it a bit to often
bageilo: do not publish friends names
jacqueasse:wot u gona do
jacqueasse has one warning
bageilo: do not warn other people for no reason
andrew.oxspring:wtf
jacqueasse:WTF
jacqueasse:wot u gona do
jacqueasse has one warning
bageilo: do not warn other people for no reason
andrew.oxspring:wtf
jacqueasse:WTF
by dj spykerz(scoused out) June 16, 2009
by dj spykerz(scoused out) July 3, 2009
How are women and tornadoes alike?
They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.
They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.
tornadoes and women are so alike
by dj spykerz(scoused out) June 24, 2009