dj mbm's definitions

[Paris Hilton]

Rich whore who got "famous" for a sex tape and is sleeping with every guy on the planet. Eventually went to jail, parents bailed her out, and got cut out of the family fortune. Oh yeah, did I mention she does nothing but goes with her posse of dogs wherever there's a camera?

What's cheap, plastic, and gets passed around by every guy? Paris Hilton

by dj mbm June 23, 2008

[Zac]

Slang for a gay guy, usually Jewish, who is a musical theater groupie.

She's not actually dating that Zac for obvious reasons...

by dj mbm July 4, 2008

[Mariah Carey]

Singer who scream/sings and whose songs are the same.

Oh great, Mariah Carey is number 1 on the charts again, yawn.

by dj mbm June 22, 2008

Diana Ross

former lead singer of the Supremes who booted out all of the members and started her lame ass solo career and thinks she's better than everyone. 'Miss Ross' ain't da boss.

Bitch really thinks she's somethin', actin' like Diana Ross on tour with all her crazy-ass demands.

by dj mbm July 6, 2008

Oprah

The world's richest sista.

Ya know, I could do an Oprah and give you a car.

by dj mbm July 6, 2008

[Brenda]

A white girl who is a complete bitch to her friends and makes enemies with others.

Girl 1: "I'm sew going to beat up Brenda today for sleepin' with my guy.."

Girl 2: "Fer shure"

by dj mbm July 4, 2008

Mariah Carey

Singer who scream/sings and whose songs are the same.

Oh great, Mariah Carey is #1 again, yawn.

by dj mbm July 6, 2008