dj mbm's definitions

[Lil Kim]

Midget female rapper who spits out rhymes about sex and nothin' but.

Lil Kim keeps tellin' about how she's a jump-off, but tell that to Biggie (oh wait he's dead).

by dj mbm June 23, 2008

[Doris Day]

girl who is goody-two shoes, always does right.

"Why is she on everybody's good side, Doris Day is always getting props from the authority".

by dj mbm June 22, 2008

[Zac]

Slang for a gay guy, usually Jewish, who is a musical theater groupie.

She's not actually dating that Zac for obvious reasons...

by dj mbm July 4, 2008

Paris Hilton

Rich whore who got "famous" for a sex tape and is sleeping with every guy on the planet. Eventually went to jail, parents bailed her out, and got cut out of the family fortune. Oh yeah, did I mention she does nothing but goes with her posse of dogs wherever there's a camera?

What's cheap, plastic, and gets passed around by every guy? Paris Hilton.

by dj mbm July 6, 2008

[Mariah Carey]

Singer who scream/sings and whose songs are the same.

Oh great, Mariah Carey is number 1 on the charts again, yawn.

by dj mbm June 22, 2008

Oprah

The world's richest sista.

Ya know, I could do an Oprah and give you a car.

by dj mbm July 6, 2008

[Zac Efron]

Pretyboy/homo who stars in the 'High School Musical' movies and 'Haispray' and "dates" Vanessa 'nudie' Hudgens.

He really must be into himself, he thinks he's Zac Efron's his boyfriend.

by dj mbm June 22, 2008