dj mbm's definitions

[Zac]

Slang for a gay guy, usually Jewish, who is a musical theater groupie.

She's not actually dating that Zac for obvious reasons...

by dj mbm July 4, 2008

Paris Hilton

Rich whore who got "famous" for a sex tape and is sleeping with every guy on the planet. Eventually went to jail, parents bailed her out, and got cut out of the family fortune. Oh yeah, did I mention she does nothing but goes with her posse of dogs wherever there's a camera?

What's cheap, plastic, and gets passed around by every guy? Paris Hilton.

by dj mbm July 6, 2008

[Judy Garland]

the godmama of all tragic singers, played Dorothy in 'Wizard of Oz', gave birth to Liza Minnelli, Od'd at the age of 47, and perennial icon to the gays.

Damn, girl, don't go messing up your career on those uppers or you'll end up over the rainbow like Judy Garland.

by dj mbm June 22, 2008

Joan Rivers

An old woman who's had too much plastic surgery and who aways says "can we talk"?

That new face on Joan Rivers looks like she just came out of a wind tunnel.

by dj mbm March 14, 2009

[Mariah Carey]

Singer who scream/sings and whose songs are the same.

Oh great, Mariah Carey is number 1 on the charts again, yawn.

by dj mbm June 22, 2008

[Marilyn]

1) in reference to Marilyn Monroe, one of the hottest women ever to walk the earth.

2) whom every white girl wants to be like/a girl who sleeps around.

You probably have heard she slept with all the politicians in town, she's a Marilyn.

by dj mbm July 4, 2008

Wizard of Oz

classic movie from the 1930s starring Judy Garland as Dorothy, rubber-legged Ray Bolger as the Scarecrow, radio star Jack Haley as the horny Tin Man and Bert Lahr as the flamboyant Lion. Loved by gays and by stoners.

Hey, where's that pot and my copy of "Dark Side of the Moon"? Maybe I could sync that up to Wizard of Oz and get high...

by dj mbm July 6, 2008