dj mbm's definitions

[Zac Efron]

Pretyboy/homo who stars in the 'High School Musical' movies and 'Haispray' and "dates" Vanessa 'nudie' Hudgens.

He really must be into himself, he thinks he's Zac Efron's his boyfriend.

by dj mbm June 22, 2008

[Pussycat Dolls]

Former strippers who decided to form a girl group with formula hip-pop songs about boinkin' dudes, and who also decided to give Nicole Scherzinger's career more oxygen. Also the creators of two pointless reality shows.

If you decide to become the next member of the Pussycat Dolls, you have video ho written all over you.

by dj mbm June 24, 2008

[Wizard of Oz]

classic movie from the 1930s starring Judy Garland as Dorothy, rubber-legged Ray Bolger as the Scarecrow, radio star Jack Haley as the horny Tin Man and Bert Lahr as the flamboyant Lion. Loved by gays and by stoners.

Hey, where's that pot and my copy of "Dark Side of the Moon"? Maybe I could sync that up to Wizard of Oz and get high...

by dj mbm June 23, 2008

[Zac]

Slang for a gay guy, usually Jewish, who is a musical theater groupie.

She's not actually dating that Zac for obvious reasons...

by dj mbm July 4, 2008

Paris Hilton

Rich whore who got "famous" for a sex tape and is sleeping with every guy on the planet. Eventually went to jail, parents bailed her out, and got cut out of the family fortune. Oh yeah, did I mention she does nothing but goes with her posse of dogs wherever there's a camera?

What's cheap, plastic, and gets passed around by every guy? Paris Hilton.

by dj mbm July 6, 2008

[Mariah Carey]

Singer who scream/sings and whose songs are the same.

Oh great, Mariah Carey is number 1 on the charts again, yawn.

by dj mbm June 22, 2008

Oprah

The world's richest sista.

Ya know, I could do an Oprah and give you a car.

by dj mbm July 6, 2008