Rich whore who got "famous" for a sex tape and is sleeping with every guy on the planet. Eventually went to jail, parents bailed her out, and got cut out of the family fortune. Oh yeah, did I mention she does nothing but goes with her posse of dogs wherever there's a camera?
What's cheap, plastic, and gets passed around by every guy? Paris Hilton
Teen megastar from the boonies (and daughter of Billy Ray 'achy breaky heart' Cyrus) who got hired by Disney to lip-sync crappy songs. Gets paid billions of dollars for doing nothing. Likes to take off her top on her MySpace page.
Hannah Montana can march her white trash ass right back to where she came from...