37 definitions by disco stu

acronym for "laugh outragously out loud".. a step up from, 'lol'.
d00d, that joke made me lool!
by disco stu November 3, 2003
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Crazy feeling you get when your monkey dust gets caught
by disco stu January 31, 2004
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A lightweight sub-machine gun used by British in World War II. Accronym for Shepherd,Turpin, and Enfield
by disco stu October 1, 2003
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A character in two tragdies by Sophocles, "Oedipus Rex" and "Oedipus at Colonus." When he was born it was prophesized that Oedipus would grow to murder his father, and marry his mother. His father, King Laios of Thebes, ordered his shepard to kill him, but instead he gave him to the king of Corinth. When he grew up, he learned about his destiny, but belived that his Corintian parrents were his biological parrents, he fled to Tebes. There he ran into his real fother on the road, and after a dispute killed him. However, Oedipus was able to save the city of Tebes from sphynx and was offered his mother's hand in marrige. The play "Oedipus Rex" takes place a number of years after that incodent. Thebes is undergoing a plague Oedipus learns the truth about his heritige, and so his mother/wife kills herself, and he blinds himself, and is baneshed from Thebes. In "Oedipus at Colonus" he is about to die, and is purifing himself, to be buried as a Greek hero. However, civil war has broken out in Thebes between is two sons, and they want to try and get Oedipus' body back to Thebes, so that one of the sons might win.
Oedipus is the ultimate tragic hero. All others, such as Hamelt, or Romeo, don't hold a candle to him.
by disco stu October 7, 2003
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An incredibly undesirable female.
How did the blind date go?
Man, she was a schlarper!
by disco stu December 31, 2004
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A corperate controlled and promoted high school "institution." The corperations really benifit from the money you spend on the prom, not you school. Save your money, and your life, and stay home that night.
by disco stu September 25, 2003
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