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Ninja Nig

A black person who's trained in the ways of the ninja. Ninja Nigs typically possess exceptional night time stealth ability, as long as they don't smile.
Chris: "Do you think Wesley Snipes can ninja nig his way out of prison?"
Sean: "Shit no, nigga."
by dirtyjeff June 10, 2008
mugGet the Ninja Nigmug.

Fogo de Jew

We were going to go to Fogo de Chao but Phil got bent out of shape because he's jewish and can't eat any pork. He insisted that we go to Fogo de Jew instead.
by dirtyjeff March 26, 2009
mugGet the Fogo de Jewmug.

Turdrific

Another way of saying that someone or something is "the shit".
Man, Al Gore is turdrific! He's really the shit!
by dirtyjeff March 20, 2008
mugGet the Turdrificmug.

Jewmbalaya

We were going to make Jambalaya but, since Phil is Jewish, he can't eat any pork products. We had to leave out the ham and sausage and settle for Jewmbalaya instead.
by dirtyjeff March 20, 2008
mugGet the Jewmbalayamug.

Ditch Bitch

Essentially, a crack whore who's covered in mud from the ditch that a trucker pushed her into, after she finished giving him a blowjob.
Phil: "Hey, was that Tessie?"
Chris: "You mean the girl who's covered in mud, with cum on her face? Yeah, that's Tessie."
Phil: "Wow, what a ditch bitch!"
by dirtyjeff June 10, 2008
mugGet the Ditch Bitchmug.

Hillarectum

An unpleasant medical condition where shit keeps leaking out your ass, similar to the way it constantly flows out of Hillary Clinton's mouth.
Phil: "Dude, something stinks!"
Jeff: "Yeah, I have a case of Hillarectum. Sorry 'bout the smell."
Phil: "Maybe you should get an Obama to take care of that."
by dirtyjeff June 10, 2008
mugGet the Hillarectummug.

fuckerfag

Someone with the unusual ability to be a total fucker and a total fag, all at the same time.
Phil: "Gary is a complete fuckerfag!"
Jeff: "Yeah, he really is."
by dirtyjeff June 10, 2008
mugGet the fuckerfagmug.

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