dirtyjeff's definitions
A black person who's trained in the ways of the ninja. Ninja Nigs typically possess exceptional night time stealth ability, as long as they don't smile.
by dirtyjeff June 10, 2008

A Brazilian Steakhouse that serves only Kosher meats.
We were going to go to Fogo de Chao but Phil got bent out of shape because he's jewish and can't eat any pork. He insisted that we go to Fogo de Jew instead.
by dirtyjeff March 26, 2009

by dirtyjeff March 20, 2008

We were going to make Jambalaya but, since Phil is Jewish, he can't eat any pork products. We had to leave out the ham and sausage and settle for Jewmbalaya instead.
by dirtyjeff March 20, 2008

Essentially, a crack whore who's covered in mud from the ditch that a trucker pushed her into, after she finished giving him a blowjob.
Phil: "Hey, was that Tessie?"
Chris: "You mean the girl who's covered in mud, with cum on her face? Yeah, that's Tessie."
Phil: "Wow, what a ditch bitch!"
Chris: "You mean the girl who's covered in mud, with cum on her face? Yeah, that's Tessie."
Phil: "Wow, what a ditch bitch!"
by dirtyjeff June 10, 2008

An unpleasant medical condition where shit keeps leaking out your ass, similar to the way it constantly flows out of Hillary Clinton's mouth.
Phil: "Dude, something stinks!"
Jeff: "Yeah, I have a case of Hillarectum. Sorry 'bout the smell."
Phil: "Maybe you should get an Obama to take care of that."
Jeff: "Yeah, I have a case of Hillarectum. Sorry 'bout the smell."
Phil: "Maybe you should get an Obama to take care of that."
by dirtyjeff June 10, 2008

by dirtyjeff June 10, 2008
