5 definitions by dirty rotten scoundrel

1) A place where stoners and alcoholics can get a graduate degree.

2) An institution where starry eyed idealists have their dreams of upholding justice and benefiting humanity heartlessly destroyed while incurring more debt than a third world country. These poor souls, after three years of brutal Socratic torture and exposure to the cruel reality of the broken justice system and the non-existent job market, come out of law school stoners or alcoholics.
Everyone ends up graduating from law school a stoner or an alcoholic.
by dirty rotten scoundrel January 19, 2007
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charlatans that practice extortion by making 95% of all law school graduates fork over thousands of dollars to watch crushingly boring and torturous videotapes of narcissistic law professors so that said law graduates have a fighting chance of passing the bar.
thanks to barbri, i am so broke that i eat clay to survive.

barbri is the defendant in a class action lawsuit, because they're greedy monopolists. maybe, when the lawsuit settles, i'll get $3.56 back.
by dirty rotten scoundrel July 18, 2006
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1) A U.S. Supreme Court justice who sat on the bench in the 1930's. Prior to his tenure on the high court, he was on the New York Court of Appeals, where he authored many opinions that read impressively but failed to set forth any discernable principles of law.

2) A ttt law school named after said former Supreme Court justice.
Toilet paper is more useful than a Cardozo diploma, because toilet paper won't chafe when you wipe your ass with it.
by dirty rotten scoundrel June 7, 2006
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a group of angry men who sneaked in 12,000 missiles into lebanon under their funny hats and are now lobbing them into northern israel.
thanks to hezbollah, world war 3 is underway.
by dirty rotten scoundrel July 18, 2006
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when a person's teeth are so fucked up it looks like a grenade exploded in his or her mouth.
why do even rich britons have grenade grills?
by dirty rotten scoundrel July 19, 2006
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