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rectal collar

a crap circle around the neck, usually left after insertion of head into anothers rectum.
After Sammy stuck his head as far as it would go up Mikeys butt, there was a crap circle rectal collar in the same place most people would wear a necklace.
by diogio rome March 28, 2009
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Rodney Kinged

1. The act of police stress reduction through judicious brutal beating of patsy in order to alleviate the need to abuse wife, ,mother-in-law, child, dog, cat, neighbor, secret boyfriend or self upon arrival home after shift.

3. Taking advantage of one of the hidden perks of being a policeman, ie. "We can do this because we are police and can and you cannot."
1. Officer O'Flaherty thoroughly Rodney Kinged two suspicious innocent teen-agers who refused to comply with his whimsical dominant demands.

2. I was glad to be Rodney Kinged by the fine officer of the law so that his family and neighbors would be safe when he returned home.
by Diogio Rome November 24, 2007
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asstune

fart, buttgas, flatulence, methane melody, ripper, browncloud, poof - also variable for the name Austin.
Sammy smiled and ripped a short but vile asstune as he left the room to go feed the cats.
by Diogio Rome January 9, 2009
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bushcrack

1. the orifice which lurks below female pubic hair.

2. a nickname for George W. Bush which differentiates him from the three slightly more honorable Bush men creatures, Prescott his grandfather, George his father and Jeb his brother.

3. a joke told in the rural areas of Australia.
1. Mickey knew that without the dividends her bushcrack would provide; life would have dire consequences like jobs, financial responsibility and a lack of willing slaves and dupes.

2. Thanks be to Mergatroid and inside connections, George "bushcrack" the good old boy didn't need to attend weekly Air National Guard meetings or annual summer encampments during his tour of duty to bring home the bacon.

3. Wayne threw a log on the campfire somewhere deep in the outback and spun a wild bushcrack about Austin the tenderfoot having sex with a not-very-pleased joey.
by diogio rome May 21, 2009
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Muthas Day

the dark side of "Mothers Day" which gives just due to Mother Flockers who've lost dignity and worth and will forever poison the sweet waters and oceans of truth, justice and friendship.
Sam and Betsy escaped to Aromas leaving dependent cats and fish abandoned, just in time to celebrate "Muthas Day" as they enjoyed the bad karma and cosmic curses which their weak lifetimes of dishonesty, vampirism and using family and friends had brought them.
by diogio rome May 12, 2009
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insect lounge

1. another name for genital region when infected with crabs or any other pestilence that crawl, bite and would like to migrate to others who come in contact with same.

2. slang term for NO TELL MOTEL especially of the LOW RENT RENDEVOUS type that's CRAWLING WITH bedbugs, crabs, and even possibly ALIEN BUGGIES that will make you itch, make you twitch and attack your b_____.
1. When Sammy went down on Betsy he knew it was another visit to the INSECT LOUNGE.

2. Stanley was a cheap mofo and always took his second rate romances to low rent rendevous insect lounge motels.
by diogio rome June 22, 2009
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mother flocker

1. anyone who would sexually assault the orifice from whence they came in act of dominance, revenge or random whimsical need in a serial manner.

2. anyone who would knowingly rape and pillage planet earth with abusive ecological acts through stupidity, whim or premeditated scenarios for fun or profit.
1. Stanley was a mad mother flocker as he hessed and posed and vented his perverse need to thrust into and seriously hump the life out of his mother.

2. Most multi-national corporations are mother flockers.
by Diogio Rome January 3, 2008
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