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rectal collar

a crap circle around the neck, usually left after insertion of head into anothers rectum.
After Sammy stuck his head as far as it would go up Mikeys butt, there was a crap circle rectal collar in the same place most people would wear a necklace.
by diogio rome March 28, 2009
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making a tail

excreting, crapping, defecating, pinching a loaf, dropping a load, taking a shit, doing a george, grunting a growler, saluting the throne, taking a dump.
As Sammy realized that his whole life was coming out of his smartest orifice after days of painful constipation; he screamed with relief, "Heavens to Betsy" and slowly turned and smiled to watch himself making a tail.
by diogio rome July 1, 2009
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Rodney Kinged

1. The act of police stress reduction through judicious brutal beating of patsy in order to alleviate the need to abuse wife, ,mother-in-law, child, dog, cat, neighbor, secret boyfriend or self upon arrival home after shift.

3. Taking advantage of one of the hidden perks of being a policeman, ie. "We can do this because we are police and can and you cannot."
1. Officer O'Flaherty thoroughly Rodney Kinged two suspicious innocent teen-agers who refused to comply with his whimsical dominant demands.

2. I was glad to be Rodney Kinged by the fine officer of the law so that his family and neighbors would be safe when he returned home.
by Diogio Rome November 24, 2007
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asstune

fart, buttgas, flatulence, methane melody, ripper, browncloud, poof - also variable for the name Austin.
Sammy smiled and ripped a short but vile asstune as he left the room to go feed the cats.
by Diogio Rome January 9, 2009
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bushcrack

1. the orifice which lurks below female pubic hair.

2. a nickname for George W. Bush which differentiates him from the three slightly more honorable Bush men creatures, Prescott his grandfather, George his father and Jeb his brother.

3. a joke told in the rural areas of Australia.
1. Mickey knew that without the dividends her bushcrack would provide; life would have dire consequences like jobs, financial responsibility and a lack of willing slaves and dupes.

2. Thanks be to Mergatroid and inside connections, George "bushcrack" the good old boy didn't need to attend weekly Air National Guard meetings or annual summer encampments during his tour of duty to bring home the bacon.

3. Wayne threw a log on the campfire somewhere deep in the outback and spun a wild bushcrack about Austin the tenderfoot having sex with a not-very-pleased joey.
by diogio rome May 21, 2009
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ruby throated mattress thrasher

a female humanoid bird imitator who has nymphomaniac tendencies and is known for aggressive trashing of environment when having sex.
When Johnny took Mary to the No Tell Motel he knew she'd do her imitation of a ruby throated mattress thrasher.
by Diogio Rome January 20, 2008
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headette

cunnilingus, eating out, the act of oral pleasuring of a vagina. includes clitoral, rim action or penetration of interior and g spot with intent to incite cataclysmic orgasm.
jimi ray gave maryanne some bodacious headette.
by diogio rome December 5, 2007
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