diedrich von octuberstein's definitions

shwagsternaut

1. n. a person who will make smoke anything to alter reality, even briefly. Shwagsternauts are willing to travel into the unknown to secure some cannabis product
2. A name for an IM basketball team at Trinity University

Those shwagsternauts will buy shwag from anyone!

by Diedrich von Octuberstein April 23, 2008

bourgewater

A melding of bourgeois and water. Bourgewater is bottled water, purportedly from exotic locations, that is overpriced despite having a nearly identical chemical composition to tap water. These products are sold to upper class whites who have disposable income and live in close proximity to bourgeois food stores such as Sun Harvest, Wild Oats, Whole Foods, Central Market and numerous others.

Oh my, pilates just tuckered me out this afternoon. I believe I will go acquire some bourgewater to sate my thirst.

by Diedrich von Octuberstein April 23, 2008

P.F. Chain's Asian Shitsho

Slang term for the popular chain of Asian fusion cuisine.

I went to visit my parents in the suburbs last weekend and the only decent restaurant was P.F. Chain's Asian Shitsho. I had the lettuce wraps and dan dan noodles with a spicy pomegranate sauce.

by Diedrich von Octuberstein August 15, 2008

sipsys

A word suggesting mutual affection. Abbreviated from of "reciprocation"

I like you. I like you too. Sipsys?

by Diedrich von Octuberstein April 23, 2008

crypster

n. A person, usually white middle-upper class, who attends concerts featuring music aimed at primarily younger audiences. This person can often be seen wearing a fedora, or other trendy headgear. If they appear cool, they may be loaded enough to approach for free drink. Word comes from American root: hipster.

Oh my lawd, that crypster was so fucking old at that Vampire Weekend show. At least we scored some free PBR's.

by Diedrich von Octuberstein April 23, 2008

Animal Collecting

a happy feeling that runs through your body when you listen to Animal Collective. The feeling can also arise when you are thinking of Animal Collective, singing Animal Collective, or tripping on psychadelics

Animal Collecting makes me feel so good. Let us sample some of those ecstacy pills you purchased.

by Diedrich von Octuberstein April 21, 2006

Family Feuding

to be drunk around your immediate family, like the host of Family Feud

I was family feuding last night. My parents gave me a breathalizer and made me do my trumpet practice.

by Diedrich von Octuberstein April 20, 2006