diedrich von octuberstein's definitions

crypster

n. A person, usually white middle-upper class, who attends concerts featuring music aimed at primarily younger audiences. This person can often be seen wearing a fedora, or other trendy headgear. If they appear cool, they may be loaded enough to approach for free drink. Word comes from American root: hipster.

Oh my lawd, that crypster was so fucking old at that Vampire Weekend show. At least we scored some free PBR's.

by Diedrich von Octuberstein April 23, 2008

sipsys

A word suggesting mutual affection. Abbreviated from of "reciprocation"

I like you. I like you too. Sipsys?

by Diedrich von Octuberstein April 23, 2008

P.F. Chain's Asian Shitsho

Slang term for the popular chain of Asian fusion cuisine.

I went to visit my parents in the suburbs last weekend and the only decent restaurant was P.F. Chain's Asian Shitsho. I had the lettuce wraps and dan dan noodles with a spicy pomegranate sauce.

by Diedrich von Octuberstein August 15, 2008

Highland Park

The girls are beautiful, the boys are well-groomed and cocky. The women are nosy and annoying (especially if mothers), and the men are aggressive and self-affirming. Money is everywhere, causing many people to simply throw change into trash cans. If you enjoy the eternal presence of cops, this is the place for you. Minorities beware: The people will act like they aren't afraid of you, but they are really terrified. Never has such a small community had so many specialized community newspapers. If you enjoy frequent ecounters with reality, do not move into Highland Park.

Hey ya'll, lets go to the burger place in Highland Park and look at all the beautiful people.

by Diedrich von Octuberstein April 20, 2006

Chad

a tool. Someone who consistently wears cut off t-shirts, gold or silver chains, jerseys, baggy jeans, jean shorts. Favorite brands are Abercrombie, American Eagle, or Wal-Mart. They are often douche-bags.

That guy looks like a tool sportin those Jordans without laces and a baggy pair of jorts. He's a Chad.

by Diedrich von Octuberstein June 11, 2006

shwagsternaut

1. n. a person who will make smoke anything to alter reality, even briefly. Shwagsternauts are willing to travel into the unknown to secure some cannabis product
2. A name for an IM basketball team at Trinity University

Those shwagsternauts will buy shwag from anyone!

by Diedrich von Octuberstein April 23, 2008

Trinity University

A decent school in San Antonio, Texas. The people are nice, but may think they are smarter/prettier/better than they really are.

I partied at Trinity University last night, and the DCS heard loud music so they came and busted my ass and the asses of several of my friends. Wat da fuck????!!!!!!

by Diedrich von Octuberstein April 20, 2006