shwagsternaut

1. n. a person who will make smoke anything to alter reality, even briefly. Shwagsternauts are willing to travel into the unknown to secure some cannabis product
2. A name for an IM basketball team at Trinity University

Those shwagsternauts will buy shwag from anyone!

by Diedrich von Octuberstein April 23, 2008

Highland Park

The girls are beautiful, the boys are well-groomed and cocky. The women are nosy and annoying (especially if mothers), and the men are aggressive and self-affirming. Money is everywhere, causing many people to simply throw change into trash cans. If you enjoy the eternal presence of cops, this is the place for you. Minorities beware: The people will act like they aren't afraid of you, but they are really terrified. Never has such a small community had so many specialized community newspapers. If you enjoy frequent ecounters with reality, do not move into Highland Park.

Hey ya'll, lets go to the burger place in Highland Park and look at all the beautiful people.

by Diedrich von Octuberstein April 20, 2006

bourgewater

A melding of bourgeois and water. Bourgewater is bottled water, purportedly from exotic locations, that is overpriced despite having a nearly identical chemical composition to tap water. These products are sold to upper class whites who have disposable income and live in close proximity to bourgeois food stores such as Sun Harvest, Wild Oats, Whole Foods, Central Market and numerous others.

Oh my, pilates just tuckered me out this afternoon. I believe I will go acquire some bourgewater to sate my thirst.

by Diedrich von Octuberstein April 23, 2008

sipsys

A word suggesting mutual affection. Abbreviated from of "reciprocation"

I like you. I like you too. Sipsys?

by Diedrich von Octuberstein April 23, 2008

crypster

n. A person, usually white middle-upper class, who attends concerts featuring music aimed at primarily younger audiences. This person can often be seen wearing a fedora, or other trendy headgear. If they appear cool, they may be loaded enough to approach for free drink. Word comes from American root: hipster.

Oh my lawd, that crypster was so fucking old at that Vampire Weekend show. At least we scored some free PBR's.

by Diedrich von Octuberstein April 23, 2008

you got me

a sarcastic response to a lame joke made at the speakers expense

Casper: Hey Jake, you know that cheeseburger you just ate. You thought it didn't have mayo, but I put it on there and you totally didn't know.
Jake: (Rolling his eyes) You got me.

by Diedrich von Octuberstein April 20, 2006

pipey

affectionate name for a cannabis smoking device

Pipey and I have been in a great number of journeys, mostly to my basement when my parents are not at home.

by Diedrich von Octuberstein April 20, 2006