12 definitions by diedrich von octuberstein

you got me

a sarcastic response to a lame joke made at the speakers expense

Casper: Hey Jake, you know that cheeseburger you just ate. You thought it didn't have mayo, but I put it on there and you totally didn't know.
Jake: (Rolling his eyes) You got me.

by diedrich von octuberstein March 30, 2006

P.F. Chain's Asian Shitsho

Slang term for the popular chain of Asian fusion cuisine.

I went to visit my parents in the suburbs last weekend and the only decent restaurant was P.F. Chain's Asian Shitsho. I had the lettuce wraps and dan dan noodles with a spicy pomegranate sauce.

by diedrich von octuberstein July 20, 2008

pipey

affectionate name for a cannabis smoking device

Pipey and I have been in a great number of journeys, mostly to my basement when my parents are not at home.

by diedrich von octuberstein March 30, 2006

Animal Collecting

a happy feeling that runs through your body when you listen to Animal Collective. The feeling can also arise when you are thinking of Animal Collective, singing Animal Collective, or tripping on psychadelics

Animal Collecting makes me feel so good. Let us sample some of those ecstacy pills you purchased.

by diedrich von octuberstein March 30, 2006

bourgewater

A melding of bourgeois and water. Bourgewater is bottled water, purportedly from exotic locations, that is overpriced despite having a nearly identical chemical composition to tap water. These products are sold to upper class whites who have disposable income and live in close proximity to bourgeois food stores such as Sun Harvest, Wild Oats, Whole Foods, Central Market and numerous others.

Oh my, pilates just tuckered me out this afternoon. I believe I will go acquire some bourgewater to sate my thirst.

by diedrich von octuberstein April 23, 2008

Trinity University

A decent school in San Antonio, Texas. The people are nice, but may think they are smarter/prettier/better than they really are.

I partied at Trinity University last night, and the DCS heard loud music so they came and busted my ass and the asses of several of my friends. Wat da fuck????!!!!!!

by diedrich von octuberstein March 30, 2006

Family Feuding

to be drunk around your immediate family, like the host of Family Feud

I was family feuding last night. My parents gave me a breathalizer and made me do my trumpet practice.

by diedrich von octuberstein March 30, 2006