dick wright-upham's definitions

Fun sponge

Noun. A boring, humourless person.

Who was that boring prat you were with yesterday? He was a real fun sponge!

by Dick Wright-Upham December 7, 2010

snotty gobbles

Edible berries of Australian mistletoe but now used for various slimy and gelatinous Chinese and Japanese foods such as congee, sea cucumber etc

The banquet at the Greasy Dragoon was great except for the snotty gobbles; I couldn't pick them up with my chopsticks!

by Dick Wright-Upham April 12, 2011

Jaloopie

Noun. Another term for a penis.

She was keen enough to play hide the sausage until she saw the size of Bob's jaloopie!

by Dick Wright-Upham November 17, 2010

Tadger

Noun. A penis. Variant of 'todger'

The poor kid got his wee tadger caught in the zipper of his pants!

by Dick Wright-Upham November 20, 2010

Chawn

Verb. Meaning to gorge like a glutton, to pig out on vast quantities of junk food.

The two obese couch potatoes were chawning on pizza and beer in front of the TV.

by Dick Wright-Upham November 26, 2010

Stoat gobbler

A verbose, opinionated bull-shit artist.

Like most politicians the mayor was a stoat gobbler.

by Dick Wright-Upham December 23, 2010

snotty gobbles

Any Japanese or Chinese food which is slimy or gelatinous, such as sea cucumber, congee, sharks fin soup etc

The Chinese banquet was great but I found it hard to eat the snotty gobbles with the chopsticks!

by Dick Wright-Upham April 29, 2011