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humorless receptacle 

Noun. A subtle way to refer to a cunt who can't take a joke.
Frasier - So I posted the joke about the priest, the plumber, and the stripper on Facebook, and Maris' best friend called me a sexist, racist moron.
Niles - Wow, what a humorless receptacle.

humouress 

Humouress means it was extremely funny. Funnier than humorous (the actual way of spelling it)
Jonny: I just saw this meme, look
Chloe: omg haha that’s so humouress
humouress by minionrizz June 23, 2024

humouress 

Humouress means it was extremely funny.
Funnier than humorous (the actual way of spelling it)
Jonny: look at this meme I found
Chloe: omg that’s so humouress
humouress by minionrizz June 23, 2024

Humorness 

Someone with a special sense of humor, or kinda funny guy.

This guy at my job had a humorness sense of humor.
Humorness by Randomguysssss July 15, 2022
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026