4 definitions by dick b

The punchline to an infamous joke; the actual joke, however, is unknown and, therefore, only the punchline is used. It's enough.
Rectum?! Damn near killed 'em!
by dick b December 24, 2005
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A euphemism generally, but not solely, reserved for fat women. The term allows overweight people to go on with their daily lives while ignoring the fact that they are unnaturally fat. Often used as a description in personal ads by obese women.
"On Craiglist she described herself as pleasantly plump, but she was actually just a great big fat person."
by dick b January 6, 2007
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Used to describe either a redheaded woman or her (unshaven) pussy.
"I'd never known the sweet taste of the firemuff until a Scottich lass took a liking to me over pints of Guinness one night."
by dick b December 17, 2005
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Used, sometimes, by residents of Madison, Wisconsin to describe their fair city. More often, though, it's used by those who only wish that they were residents of Madison. These folks tend to congregate in Madtown on Halloween and New Year's Eve to get shitfaced, vomit on the sidewalk, start fights, get arrested, and generally prove why they're not fit to live in such a town (ie, they couldn't get accepted to the University of Wisconsin).
Hey guys, we're in Madtown! Let's drink some Natty Lite and get some hot college bitches!

Did you just say "hot college bitches?" You're not from Madtown are you?
by dick b December 24, 2005
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