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Demus or also known as Demus The Demus in some boxes of Africa. Demus is a species that is very similar to humans.
How to spot a Demus:
1. ALWAYS wears sweatpants!
2. NEVER eats school food! (For more information scroll down)
3. Originated from WEST Africa, unlike homo sapiens whom where originated from EAST Africa.

Information about food:
1. Eats Cream Cheese with 3 NOT 1 BUT 3 layers of bread. BUT WAIT ! There's more! He eats it everyday!
2. SunnyD, nuff said.
3. Transformers lunchbox. (If evolved it will now have a brown lunch box.)
4. Sweatpants.
5. Sonic the Hedgehog (Scroll down for more info.)

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AKA he thinks he is sonic (which is not real).
Bob: Hey look over there, he looks just like a demus!
Trollduea: Yah! Your right he does !
by demus September 17, 2012
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stupid ass retard who thinks his car is fast, even though my stock acura legend, thats a sedan four doors, will smoke it any day, and also he is an idiot in general for owning a mustang, if he only knew how gay they are he would burn it in his front yard
example 1.i went out racing on a saturday night, there were 2 girls in a 1992 mustang gt,they thought it would be funny to race me, they lost
example 2. i went out on a sunday evening and saw a convertable 1990 mustang, i thought it would be funny to race them and beat them, it was
by demus December 31, 2004
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stupid retard with impaired writting ability, nuff said.
CaRaM3l Product10n5<-------look at how they type there name, its dumb, and who the hell has the time to type shit like that, im too lazy to type proper english, let alone make up my own dialect of it...if he became any stupider, he would needa resperator to keep his lungs working.
by demus December 31, 2004
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