5 definitions by definitely-not-a-fan

kentucky plug

When, during sex, you shove your thumb up the recipient's asshole like it's a bleeding neck wound, kentucky ballistics style.

Bro, I gave my gf the kentucky plug last night, i need a new girlfriend.

by definitely-not-a-fan May 21, 2021

that one ftm friend

everybody who is transfem - me among them - has that one ftm friend who you want to trade clothes with. you give him jeans, he'll give you a dress and a skirt. he will save your life. And he will give you gender euphoria

me: heyyyyy, so i have some black jeans and a button-down...
that one ftm friend: i'll give you 3 skirts for them.
me: DEAL. YOU HAVE A DEAL

by definitely-not-a-fan November 11, 2021

shannon

the literal definition of perfect
will never hurt or disappoint you
acts tough, but if you treat her well, she will be your best friend

me: i love you shannon

by definitely-not-a-fan October 31, 2021

RHIB

rigid hulled inflatable boat used by the armed forces

a zodiac rhib was deployed for the unit to cross the river

by definitely-not-a-fan October 4, 2021

Zoom

noun - the video-conference chat company that used to be a nothing compared to skype, that was behind the 2020 Covid-19 pandemic.

Bro, I swear, zoom cause the covid pandemic, no cap!

by definitely-not-a-fan January 15, 2021