19 definitions by deejaylovesmaddie

Jack Skellington

the shit. (see also: bonedaddy)

Maddie: "our man Jack is king of the pumpkin patch"
Gregg: "Jack Skellington freaking rocks!"

by deejaylovesmaddie December 27, 2010

toast

one of the most frivalous foods, found among the jolly lands of the commoner.
bread after it comes out of the toaster becomes toast.

Alex: "hey man, you wanna go get some toast?"
Gregg: "yeah, dude toast is the shit."

by deejaylovesmaddie December 29, 2010

dishwashing

A violent passion, soap and water colision, used to create a perfect unity between dish and man.

Maura- "Hey Mike, you wanna go out on a date on Saturday?"
Mike- "Nah thanks. I have some dishwashing to catch up on."
Maura- "Oh, I totally understand."
*goes and washes dishes.*

by deejaylovesmaddie December 14, 2009

jam

1. to rock it out, let loose, get crunk, party.
2. a yummy spread that goes on toast.

Chase: "Im totally gonna jam today.

Maddie: "I hope you mean the kind we eat, cuz we're out. "

by deejaylovesmaddie December 28, 2010

Hollister

A store in which preppy, brain drained teenagers flock to to rid themselves of any personal uniqueness and conform to the standards of society therefore forging a secret pact and plotting the destruction of the world (see also: cult).

"DUDE! Did you get a chance to like go to like Hollister this weekend?!"
"Pshyeah. If I didn't that would mean I have an actual personality."
"Did you watch the secret cult video? I'm almost on level thre- I...I mean did you see the new board shorts?"
"Sure did! I'm on level three too- I...I mean yeah they bring out your toned thighs."

by deejaylovesmaddie November 28, 2009