2 definitions by deaconsbench

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A single or group of fruit which has obviously surpassed it's acceptable freshness point.

A rotten kumquat, attributable to all rotten fruit groups.
That bunch of grapes looked pretty good a couple of days ago, but I'm pretty sure this mess is nothing more than a bunch of skumquat.
by deaconsbench March 18, 2011

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An admonishment to a guy regarding his sounding very much like a woman (or a gay, the scenario and voice fluctuation are eerily similar).
Dude 1: Dude, how many times are you going to ball up the wet dish rag? I've told you countless times that turns it into a germ factory!

Dude 2: Chill, Jill.
by deaconsbench February 27, 2011

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