dc's definitions

Crowed

Using a word that doesn’t exist or with the wrong definition in an attempt to sound hip.

Ex: “These dirty phones are BOGUED OUT.” Instead of saying: “These dirty phones are NASTY.”

by DC December 27, 2004

advised

Getting savagely drunk.

I proceeded to get advised as soon as we entered the bar.

by DC May 13, 2005

Twisad

A slang term for pussy; typically used by men when describing the female genitalia.

You aint gettin no twisad!

by DC October 11, 2003

Dark City

Asbury Park New Jersey

Lets get some burners and hit dark city.

by DC May 13, 2005

Pseudo-fag

A man who acts too gay to actually be gay.(There is gay, and there is Hollywood gay). He pretends to be gay so he can touch attractive women without them getting angry. Usually too ugly to get women by conventional means, and very affectionate around women.

A pseudo-fag copped a feel on my girlfriend.

by DC December 7, 2003

Second Base

either oral or manual stimulation of a partner's breast/nipple. can occur over or under shirt/bra and without shirts altogether.

first or second base can be achieved concurrently with dry humping. considered third base when oral or manual stimulation occurs to genitals.

"despite the fact he made me wet by running his thumbs across my nipples through my shirt, we still argued about whether he had officially gotten to second base the next day."

by dc December 4, 2003

collywobbles in my gummydoodles

to not feel well, feel like shit

I feel like I have collywobbles in my gummydoodles

by dc August 4, 2003