dc's definitions

happy fun sock

A sock that either has been used to clean up after masturbation or has been used as a faux vagina and has been ejaculated into.

After jacking off ten times last night, I really need to wash the old Happy Fun Scok

by DC August 6, 2003

l8 b8

Short for "late, bate," which is short for "later, 'bater," which is of course for "see you later, you prolific masturbater."

Gotta go. L8, b8.

by dc June 10, 2003

BUMPED

Word used as a descriptive for being stiched-up in any particular sale or transaction. Commonly heard on the streets and housing estates of South London, UK following a drugs deal.

Damn! I paid for 14 ounces of weed, and I got given 10. I got bumped!

by DC December 10, 2004

Kanz

It means the same thing as Cans (boobs), but the K gives it an edge, and the Z makes it slick.

Look at the kanz on the bitch.

by DC December 8, 2003

Grease

1. noun: THE word.
2. A musical that was made into a 1979 movie with John Travolta.

"Grease Lightenin', go Greased Lightenin'!"

by DC May 13, 2005

Biznitchell

One who's first or last name is Mitchell who happens to also be a biznitch.

Of all the Mitchell's I know, Mike is the only Biznitchell.

by DC July 2, 2003

collywobbles in my gummydoodles

to not feel well, feel like shit

I feel like I have collywobbles in my gummydoodles

by dc August 4, 2003