dc's definitions

advised

Getting savagely drunk.

I proceeded to get advised as soon as we entered the bar.

by DC May 13, 2005

Twisad

A slang term for pussy; typically used by men when describing the female genitalia.

You aint gettin no twisad!

by DC October 11, 2003

Dark City

Asbury Park New Jersey

Lets get some burners and hit dark city.

by DC May 13, 2005

happy fun sock

A sock that either has been used to clean up after masturbation or has been used as a faux vagina and has been ejaculated into.

After jacking off ten times last night, I really need to wash the old Happy Fun Scok

by DC August 6, 2003

xanga

An online diary used to either write about ones pointless day or to write brief insparations or random thoughts in ones head.
Some use it to write merely for themselves (if their site is not given out, they do not post on anyone else's site, and they have no other connections to their site, it would be pretty hard to find).
Others use it to communicate with friends, and only their friends.
And then there are some who search and search for other people's sites and read every aspect of their poor pathetic lives because they have stalker tendencies.

Ok, so my day was like this, I have no life so I sat on the couch with my daritos all day and watched soap opras because if you look beyond the poor acting and overdramitized women, they're actually pretty damn funny...
I swear she's a dog trapped in a cat's body...
This is much better then that old torn notebook and Mik wont beable to find this one...
Hey you ass, why weren't you in English today, the transvestite whore was gone and we had the coolest sub...
ooh, bobby from flordia, oh and his favortite sport is baseball, mine too, he has a girlfriend, i'm gonna kill that wench for stealling my man...

by DC June 11, 2004

emile

getting high with a cool dude who thinks he is a girl

i was getting high with an emile

by dc April 21, 2005

Biznitchell

One who's first or last name is Mitchell who happens to also be a biznitch.

Of all the Mitchell's I know, Mike is the only Biznitchell.

by DC July 2, 2003