happy fun sock

A sock that either has been used to clean up after masturbation or has been used as a faux vagina and has been ejaculated into.

After jacking off ten times last night, I really need to wash the old Happy Fun Scok

by DC August 06, 2003

wigger

Suburban white kids who pretends he grew up in the ghetto and trys to act hard and thugish but usually gets picked on or beat up or both.

Wigger: Wassup homie? How you be?
Black Guy: Shut up moron.
Wigger: Why you be hatin nigga?
Black Guy: Excuse me!
*pow*

by DC January 13, 2005

Twisad

A slang term for pussy; typically used by men when describing the female genitalia.

You aint gettin no twisad!

by DC October 11, 2003

Malaytek

A word used to name any two bit Malaysian/Taiwanese/Chinese company that produces sub standard computing equipment.

"Bloody Malaytek router has crashed again"

by dc April 23, 2004

slore

1. A powerful infusion of the words slut and whore.
2. A fierce creature identified as a minion of Gozer in the movie Ghostbusters.

1. That girl is such a slore!
2. Then, during the third reconciliation of the Voldroni, the supplicants chose the form of a Giant Slore! Many Shubs and Zhools knew what it was like to be roasted in the belly of a Slore that day, I can tell you.

by DC March 14, 2005

Matrix Revolutions

Better than Reloaded,but everything is too repetative, once you've seen one big ball of matter explode you've seen them all. It's not the worst in the triology but it's still a disappointment.

If you gave a child a crayon, told him about the matrix I'm sure he'd have thought of something better than this shit, lets go watch LOTR.

by DC February 05, 2004

DrAwN CrAzY

A weblog: A Blogger containing: Links, Sex, Rants & Prozac. A mad man with the Skill of using lines to depict something. Usualy disturbing or sexually graphic images.

That man has been drawn crazy.

by DC July 17, 2003