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limpet

type of hugging or bodily contact that resembles a Limpet in its strength of attachment.
"I hadn't seen Cheryl in two months and when I came back she Limpeted me."

"Miriam? Yeah we get on really well, she's my limpet."
by DC January 13, 2005
mugGet the limpetmug.
A slang term to describe the pleasurable moment when you realise you've scored and you'll shortly be on your way home with a chick for a bit of action!
As Dave left the bar with his girlfriend, his mates asked where he was going. He simply said "I'm locked and loaded, and good to go!"
by DC July 13, 2004
mugGet the locked and loaded and good to gomug.

christmas

The severly and sadly skewed celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ. Over the past century, western society has gradually warped this very important holiday into a disgusting commercial event. The once potent and religious importance of this time has been eaten away by the heart of Corporate America. Capitalism has twisted Christmas into means to make as much money as possible.
I hope that I get everything I want this year, like that Old Navy hoodie, after I spent so much money on buying expensive gifts for my family last year.
by DC December 20, 2003
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beer bus

The beer bus is the bus that mysteriously comes to a bar late in the evening while you're in the bathroom and drops off a busload of sexy girls and takes away all the ugly girls.
After 10 beers Dave staggered back from the bathroom and declared that every girl in the bar was a fox. The beer bus had arrived!
by DC July 7, 2004
mugGet the beer busmug.

happy fun sock

A sock that either has been used to clean up after masturbation or has been used as a faux vagina and has been ejaculated into.
After jacking off ten times last night, I really need to wash the old Happy Fun Scok
by DC August 6, 2003
mugGet the happy fun sockmug.

Twisad

A slang term for pussy; typically used by men when describing the female genitalia.
You aint gettin no twisad!
by DC October 11, 2003
mugGet the Twisadmug.

Raider Hater

a true raider hater is a true football lover and a person who recognizes the fact that just because a team is silver and black doesnt make a person a gangsta or tough.... GO BOLTS
by DC August 31, 2003
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